I like cops because....

In my homeland of Burgerstan I've had several negative police encounters, several neutral, but no positive. I always try to be cordial and polite but constantly find them aggressive, domineering, and suspicious for no good reason, like they see everyone they meet as a potential criminal. On occasion they've given me directions or answered questions with no problem, but then they've never gone out of their way to be helpful.

While traveling abroad, I've had several great police encounters, including being taken out to lunch and even welcomed into the cop's family home for the night. I don't think American police are inherently any worse, nor that police abroad are inherently any better--I think it just comes down to luck.
 
Police make me feel better about myself because in my profession I do not discriminate and help every human being. Cops on the other hand murder Black folx for existing, and I feel better about myself because I would never kill a fly for existing.
 
They helped me get the corpse of a potential robber after I shot him breaking in since I had my couch gun on me. Also no my parents don’t know.
 
I hate the cops, but I have a thin blue line sticker on my car to hopefully get me out of tickets.
 
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