i like hot pockets

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We all have our guilty pleasure junk foods we love.

I’m 41 and I’ll still wolf down Tostitos pizza rolls on occasion. Some days you just want to eat garbage like a raccoon.
 
The sodium and fat content is ridiculous for the amount of food a hot pocket actually is. I could cook a meal that actually fills me the has less than half of the sodium of a hot pocket.
 
You should learn how to make your own hot pockets so that they're healthier and taste a thousand times better. Betas buy processed food, Chads make it at home, Sigmas grow everything they need and make it at home.
 
The sodium and fat content is ridiculous for the amount of food a hot pocket actually is. I could cook a meal that actually fills me the has less than half of the sodium of a hot pocket.

the only thing getting filled is your bumhole with my fat penis

You should learn how to make your own hot pockets so that they're healthier and taste a thousand times better. Betas buy processed food, Chads make it at home, Sigmas grow everything they need and make it at home.

no i will keep buyig mine while you waste your time i will have eaten 10 hot pocket chud
 
hot pockets are some of the most disgusting slop on the planet.
thats where we disagree BUDDY

you will prepare your soy filled tofu slop, you will crawl back to your cuck cage, you will sit down and gobble the tooth paste you call you food with a single tear falling from your eye and you try to convince yourself you are doing it for the enviriment and you are a good person, meanwhile i will be there rawdogging your wife and i taste the marvelous and testoterone filled HOT POCKET because this is the path of the hot pocket pilled in contrast to the soypilled cuck chair sitter
 
I still can't figure out how they're molten lava in some parts and frozen in others after cooking. They are a culinary enigma defying the laws of physics
 
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