I made a joke about null - pls clap

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Malicious Internet Entity

Malicious Internet Entity

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A faggot, a businessman and null got stranded on a remote jungle island. They were approached by a tribe of canibals. The chieftain stated:
>We will let each one of you you off the island on a boat if each one of you does one of three things: eat an entire bag of salt, pay us $1000 or get fucked in the ass by our entire trible.
First came the faggot:
>mmmm what a tasty tribe you got there....~
He was let go on a boat while wearing a diaper.
Then came the businessman:
>a thousand dollars? bah! a pittance!
He was let go on a luxury yacht
Then came null:
>GIVE ME SALT!
Null started eating the bag of salt but after a couple bites he choked wheezed and vomited. He yelled:
>I CAN'T DO IT! I WANT TO GET FUCKED BY THE ENITRE TRIBE!
The trible started sodomizing null's puckered anus with no lube. After 5 minutes of intercourse null's rectum was utterly destroyed but the cannibals were only getting started. Reeling from pain null yelled:
>I CAN'T DO IT! BRING BACK THE SALT!
Null started eating the salt again, shit, cum, puke and snot coming out of his every orifice and hole. Finally after taking another two bites null, his entire jewish heritage profoundly insulted, yelled:
>FINE! YOU WON! HAVE YOUR THOUSAND BUCKS
 
Finally appearing from the mist, OP came and said:
>GIVE ME ALL THREE! SALT! THE GAY TRIBE AND MY MONEY!
OP started swallowing plenty of salt, fucked numerous by the cannibalistic tribe that resembled orcs only which soon the homosexual joined, and then finally his dollars (after tax, of course).
When OP was done he realized to his mistake, he was considered the biggest faggot of all the three. The business man, backdoor pirate and Joshua himself were disappointed to see the man shriveled in fear and total faggotry, holding himself in the fetal position, crying.

The end.

:feels:
 
Josh needs blinders like a horse to stop his eyes from falling off the sides of his head.
 
Josh would need guarantees that that salt was locally mined and refined by a low-volume, family owned, non-federally licensed salt mill before he would even look at it.
 
0/10 try again
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Migraine Box said:
0/10 try again
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I think OP had assumed a jungle island tribe of cannibals would imply that they are niggers, but low IQ readers like myself would still like to see this spelled out.
Your Starter for 10 said:
Josh would need guarantees that that salt was locally mined and refined by a low-volume, family owned, non-federally licensed salt mill before he would even look at it.
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Americans do not have access to good salt at their grocery stores.
 
I'm horribly busy today guys, so can someone do me a solid and ping me when this sped gets round to telling the joke?
Appreciate it.
 
here's a better null joke

he's FAT

edit this was my 15000th post it's so perfect and beautiful
 
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Xenu said:
Finally appearing from the mist, OP came and said:
>GIVE ME ALL THREE! SALT! THE GAY TRIBE AND MY MONEY!
OP started swallowing plenty of salt, fucked numerous by the cannibalistic tribe that resembled orcs only which soon the homosexual joined, and then finally his dollars (after tax, of course).
When OP was done he realized to his mistake, he was considered the biggest faggot of all the three. The business man, backdoor pirate and Joshua himself were disappointed to see the man shriveled in fear and total faggotry, holding himself in the fetal position, crying.

The end.

:feels:
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I like this version more
 
Null's hammerhead shark eyes are a mutation that allow him to watch two monitors at the same time. He is literally a super janny.
 
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