i made a mistake.... - 8/2/2018

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Imagine swimming in a lake next to Hamberlynn... Just think about it: the same water that just touched her rancid fupa... now it's touching your skin...
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
How much do you have to weigh to be bedbound? There's been multiple people on My 600 Pound Life who were 600+ plus and still not totally bedbound, and they weren't all super tall or something.
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It depends on what kind of damage the body has from obesity. Seems like if your spine, pelvis, legs, or feet get very damaged or weakened you're stuck in bed. If you don't have those problems you might be able to keep walking. Having to work for a living seems to keep people walking from what I can tell. Amber doesn't work and has pain in her back and feet, it doesn't look good for her.

All this is true of anyone though, plenty of non-obese people are bedbound from accidents or severe arthritis or whatever. It happens.
 
She likes to be a little behind on her videos, but her behind ain't little.
(WHOMP WHOMP)

How does she not have to pay some kind of roaylties for all those songs she plays when they drive anywhere?

"It's like my gallstone area"
Close enough, Amber. VERY scientific sounding.

God damn, Becky's hair looks greasy. At least she's aware it looks like shit.

Am I the only person who fucking hates Madlibs? I just don't think they're all that funny.

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I'm honestly surprised she doesn't do ALL of her cooking in the microwave.

Not as funny as the video where she was balling her eyes out, but not her worst video either.
5/10 stars.

EternalLife said:
So she confirms in this video that she DOESN’T shower after swimming in the lake. So gross!

The lingering smell of lake water in her hair, her fat rolls and her bedsheets must be disgusting! Why am I even surprised?!
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How many UTIs do you think she gets in a week?
 
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sperginity said:
It depends on what kind of damage the body has from obesity. Seems like if your spine, pelvis, legs, or feet get very damaged or weakened you're stuck in bed. If you don't have those problems you might be able to keep walking. Having to work for a living seems to keep people walking from what I can tell. Amber doesn't work and has pain in her back and feet, it doesn't look good for her.

All this is true of anyone though, plenty of non-obese people are bedbound from accidents or severe arthritis or whatever. It happens.
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it's likely she has stress fractures in both her feet. at best she has completely ruined her arches and probably has crippling plantar fasciitis. Her back is on the way out as well and by 40 her knees will lose their youthful cartilage and she'll have pain there as well. The way she feels today, right now, is literally the best she will feel the rest of her life if she doesn't lose weight. That's no way to live.
 
Fupacabra said:
Imagine swimming in a lake next to Hamberlynn... Just think about it: the same water that just touched her rancid fupa... now it's touching your skin...
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I think her fupas the cleanest part of her body. I'd be more worried about the water touching her ass. You know they're peeing in it as well. Amber wouldn't be able to squat and get back up.
 
Poor Twinkie, poor thing is terrified of the shrieking behemoth.
I liked the part where Neckster did the chin dab.
Amber of course looks dirty and unkempt, hair looking more and more yellow at the ends..
I think the witches wart grew and seems to be catching light a lot easier now, soon it will be able to cast a shadow on her face.
Al with the self deprecating humor, stop gorl..
I noticed in the reeee'ing panic video she did not say nor did she SHOW the date on her phone, which furthers my theory she just shot that video.


3/10 beetus skin tags.
 
Fupacabra said:
Imagine swimming in a lake next to Hamberlynn... Just think about it: the same water that just touched her rancid fupa... now it's touching your skin...
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Y'know, Sometimes in nature tiny fish develop a symbiotic relationship with a larger creature, usually cleaning dead skin or debris off the underbelly. ... So maybe, just maybe she's contributing to the ecosystem of the lake....
 
Bobsuruncle said:
I think her fupas the cleanest part of her body. I'd be more worried about the water touching her ass. You know they're peeing in it as well. Amber wouldn't be able to squat and get back up.
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peeing in her pants in the water and then sitting in those pants for hours or days! :o
 
could've been discussed before, but i wonder how much alcohol it would take to get a 550 lb woman shit faced drunk...
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"There are a lot of variables that can affect how quickly someone feels the effect of alcohol after they’ve consumed it, but how much body fat they have plays a major role.

To be more precise, it’s how much body fat versus water their body is comprised of. This is because alcohol is soluble in water but moves very slowly through fat.

When you drink alcohol it tends to distribute itself mostly in tissues rich in water like muscle, instead of those rich in fat."

in conclusion: i estimate 3 gallons of 100 proof. :lol:
i'd say those mike's hard don't change her blood alcohol content a bit.
 
Bobsuruncle said:
I think her fupas the cleanest part of her body. I'd be more worried about the water touching her ass. You know they're peeing in it as well. Amber wouldn't be able to squat and get back up.
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I think she did/does a little more than just pee in the lake... it sounded like she didn't make a mistake but had an accident from eating the cheese and having a drink. She did have Mexican, maybe it was bad Mexican food. Was that when she had that big plate of fries with all of the jalapenos and cheese on them?
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
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When Amber pulls these plates out of the microwave, the forks don't appear to be plastic. Do the fags really think it's ok to nuke something metal? Or maybe I'm :autism: and they are just that believable to pass as silverware.
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Eric was unsure in his recent vlog if tuna was healthier in water than oil...so...maybe not the brightest bulb when it comes to food. That definitely looks like a metal fork to me. And it looks like the same fork as in Eric's 'lemon chicken' video, which you get much more of a close up of and it's clearly metal.

Also: Eric's snorlax shirt--intentional shade or no?
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
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When Amber pulls these plates out of the microwave, the forks don't appear to be plastic. Do the fags really think it's ok to nuke something metal? Or maybe I'm :autism: and they are just that believable to pass as silverware.
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I remember that meal from one of Eric's videos (the canned in butter green beans triggered me) and I suspect he cooks dinner then keeps it in the microwave until Rickie gets home from plucking chickens.

This makes the fact that Eric ended up eating his slop with Necky and Hamber anyway even sadder.
 
Tammy said:
I remember that meal from one of Eric's videos (the canned in butter green beans triggered me) and I suspect he cooks dinner then keeps it in the microwave until Rickie gets home from plucking chickens.

This makes the fact that Eric ended up eating his slop with Necky and Hamber anyway even sadder.
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I assumed Rickie was out of frame and he told her he didn't want to be included. At 10:09 she whips the camera around and you see a shot of someone wearing a bright blue shirt, and there's a glimpse of what's probably his arm around 10:18.
 
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