I made a package for Chris!

[Axiom]

You can go to some stores and get blank gift cards by saying something like, 'Hey, my kid/niece/godchild loves playing shopkeeper and I was wondering if I can have a couple empty gift cards so she can have some pretend credit cards to use in her pretend shop.' Especially works if you're already buying something already, bonus points if it's toys or kid clothes and looks like you're shopping for a birthday gift. Most places won't be bothered.

 

[milkshark]

I love this idea. Julay wins a lot of internet points for this thread. If I were doing this, I would get the giftcards at the minimum value ($10 each) and then buy things with each one, lowering the value on 'em so each card has a different value like $4.20, $6.66, $0.69 etc. I'd also drain one or two so they're totally empty, and maybe have one, just one with a whole $20 bucks on it. For some reason, while 20 bucks is a decent amount of cash, I still think it's just under the threshold of what Chris wants to buy. You can buy a game, toy or DVD with 20 bucks, but nowadays it'll just get you an average one.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Dude, are you Chris or just drunk?

If you don't like making fun of dorks AND being drunk on the Internet then what are you!? I mean, I'm 24 years old, if this existence holds no merit then WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

 

[Picklechu]

Chris is probably going to be kind of annoyed by this. But Barb will be very happy.
"Chrisshun, tell your friends to send MORE BOXES "

"Momma needs sumwhar tuh put da burned knick-knacks and da stacks of cat calendars!"

 

[Holdek]

You can go to some stores and get blank gift cards by saying something like, 'Hey, my kid/niece/godchild loves playing shopkeeper and I was wondering if I can have a couple empty gift cards so she can have some pretend credit cards to use in her pretend shop.' Especially works if you're already buying something already, bonus points if it's toys or kid clothes and looks like you're shopping for a birthday gift. Most places won't be bothered.

Heh, reading this made me think it would be funny if someone sent him plastic display food in the mail.

(But don't do this; no trolling plans).

 

[Marvin]

If you don't like making fun of dorks AND being drunk on the Internet then what are you!? I mean, I'm 24 years old, if this existence holds no merit then WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

Heh, you have no idea.

Hell, I go to conventions, get wasted and laugh at dorks IRL.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Heh, you have no idea.

Hell, I go to conventions, get wasted and laugh at dorks IRL.

I like you very much and your posts are interesting and funny but invalidate my existence of being a drunken loser on a web-forum and I will press that Unfollow button so hard 'cause this' a wasteland motherfucka and I need to be a drunken loser SOMWEHERE dammit

(and that time and place is right now because it's a Saturday and I don't have a date)

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

I can imagine him using that "for baby" one to buy some PS3 game from Wal-mart. Appropriate if you ask me.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If the guys reconstructing 14BC don't throw it away first, I bet Chris is just gonna take one good look at the Panini Maker before throwing it into whatever pile he's made at the rental house. How do you know he's gonna even bother opening the thing?

Why do people keep thinking others are going to tamper with personal mail?

 

[A-№1]

Why do people keep thinking others are going to tamper with personal mail?

They won't do it intentionally. The clean up crew working at 14BLC may not see it as mail. Their job is not to receive packages. Their job is to take everything at 14BLC down to the framing and put it in the dumpster as quickly as possible. One box looks much like any other, and they won't take time to check.

 

[Zim]

Even if the cards in the boxes have no money it's better then throwing them in the garbage. Adding boxes and cards to the hoard is recycling in a way.

And we all know how much Chris likes to recycle!

 

[MrTroll]

I love this idea. Julay wins a lot of internet points for this thread. If I were doing this, I would get the giftcards at the minimum value ($10 each) and then buy things with each one, lowering the value on 'em so each card has a different value like $4.20, $6.66, $0.69 etc. I'd also drain one or two so they're totally empty, and maybe have one, just one with a whole $20 bucks on it. For some reason, while 20 bucks is a decent amount of cash, I still think it's just under the threshold of what Chris wants to buy. You can buy a game, toy or DVD with 20 bucks, but nowadays it'll just get you an average one.

Also, draw penises on all of them with a sharpie. A pink sharpie.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Nice, JULAY. I love the nesting packages

I might send Chris some old gift cards that have a residual amount. I'll do the nesting thing with paper and envelopes.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

You think Chris would be able to tell that big box is just a big matrushka-box if he were to pick it up and feel how light it is?

 

[JULAY]

You think Chris would be able to tell that big box is just a big matrushka-box if he were to pick it up and feel how light it is?

This is the same guy who thought that 12 packs of soda weigh 50 pounds each and a doghouse weighs 5-10 tons, so... No.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Pity the cards can't be personalized with some Christory...

 

[Owlflaps]

Chris is going to rage when he finds out the contents of the "big box of stuff". Then, he will post a scathing note on facebook that we're all picklesuited, gay niggo trolls for mentally raping him for our amusement.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

They won't do it intentionally. The clean up crew working at 14BLC may not see it as mail. Their job is not to receive packages. Their job is to take everything at 14BLC down to the framing and put it in the dumpster as quickly as possible. One box looks much like any other, and they won't take time to check.

"Hey Steve, found another box"

"Jesus christ. Is it more porn?"

"Nah, too light. It's like it's almost empty or something"

"Just fucking toss it. These people have tons of weird shit. Did you see this blue totem thing?"

 

[Owlflaps]

"Hey Steve, found another box"

"Jesus christ. Is it more porn?"

"Nah, too light. It's like it's almost empty or something"

"Just fucking toss it. These people have tons of weird shit. Did you see this blue totem thing?"

I bet ten CWC quarters that they'll find the infamous crumplelope.

 

[Coldgrip]

I hear that the government has already carted off the filing cabinet and taken it to a secure location where it's contents can be studied by top genetic researchers to create the ultimate autistic bio-weapon.