I murdered Seth Rich AMA - I murdered him in real life

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Did he die instantly or whine like a bitch first?

I heard he died later in hospital.

What are you going to send to his family?

Nothing, why would i?

What's your favorite kind of donut?

I like those little cinnamon donuts you can buy from the food court where they deep-fry them as you order them.

Why not use a shotgun?
Did you piss on his corpse?

Shotguns are hard to conceal under your jacket, and I had to take the bus there and back because Hillary wouldn't give me a getaway driver or cab fare or anything like that. And no I did not piss on his corpse. I ran away immediately after shooting him.
 
Ok, so what about one of those hot oil treatments for your hair?

No!

Not even a glitter bomb or anthrax?

No.

Why didn't you get him with something cool like a Stone Cold Stunner or a Tombstone Piledriver?

That's hollywood shit. Doing contract murders for the Clintons isn't some kind of fancy glamorous lifestyle with poisoned umbrellas and intricate murder plots, it's mostly just walking up to the people they text you the names of and then putting five hot ones in their back and run off and take the bus home and collect your eighty bucks when you get around to it. It's practically 9 to 5 but at the end of the day I'm pulling in way above minimum wage.

Also, if you end up in prison for all your murders, what kind of rape victim will you prefer?

I like white buttboys with big butts.

Which type of Jewry did you subscribe to?

I'm not any kind of Jew, I'm a good Christian man.

Were you doxxed or threatened to do it?

No I did it because I value the job security over benefits or income.

Did you kill Seth Rich

Sure did.
 
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