I need help.

[AnOminous]

I fear if I don't find some kind of solution for this, it will slowly drive me insane.

You have no choice or solution.

You must simply submit to the evil desires of the doge. You'll be happier once you do.

We all have.

 

[polonium]

It'll be fine, don't worry

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Just take lots of drugs, and you’ll be juuuuust fine.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I double dip at your parties. And I'm not sorry.

 

[heymate]

It'll be fine, don't worry

Perhaps, deep down, it wants nothing more but to be friendly and lick your face, but has been trained to chase and maim strangers, and, ergo, cannot do so in good conscience.

 

[Clown Baby]

It's just a pupper. Ask him if he's a good boy.