I Need to Confess my Sins - Newton confessed his sins. Makes you a genius

[Space_Dandy]

On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car.

That is all, I think other than that I've been a good boy.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Hey, didn't you create some sort of operating system?

 

[Skitarii]

I raped and killed a girl in 1990 and framed bob saget

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

No, wait - I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

No, no, I remember now - "I just shot John Lennon!".
Yeah, I remember because of how sad and sorry and sickening it was.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

But did you get a Dreamcast?

 

[Mayor Adam West]

I smuggled arms to the IRA during the Troubles

 

[Puff]

I performed the lascivious act of pre-martial hand holding.
In public.

 

[AMERIMUTT1776]

I blew up malaysia

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Ok.... I'm waiting. What did you do wrong?

 

[Kiwisee]

It’s okay, I personally shot up five anime conventions in one week with a squirt gun so I think you’re in the clear