I think I have a crush on Chris....

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Duck_My_Sick

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It just PAINS me to know he's all the way in virginia and I'm here in boring 'ol Oregon...Cuz I just want to suck that bent dick of his and pound that asshole doggystyle. He can even be the receiver of pancake style sex.

Pancake style is like doggy style, but it's anally and while the receiver is pooping the pelvic thrusting mushes up the excrement.

God I want Chris's fat ass so much....

I just NEED his fanta flavored cum right now....
 
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I may have a small post count, but I've been here quite often. Oh well, I want to fuck Chris.

Besides, you can call me Anna anytime you want!
 
I support any thread that encourages Chris's irrational belief that trolls follow him because they want to convert him into a homosexual.
 
Duck_My_Sick said:
Pancake style is like doggy style, but it's anally and while the receiver is pooping the pelvic thrusting mushes up the excrement.
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|:(
 
Why do I get the feeling if anyone bit on the "give me your picture, it's totes for a joke war, lolz!" that Chris would have received photographic evidence of a "dang, dirty troll" outta this?
 
Duck_My_Sick said:
Pancake style is like doggy style, but it's anally and while the receiver is pooping the pelvic thrusting mushes up the excrement.
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Yeah, but Chris' poo poo is probably already pretty mushy due to a terrible diet. What are you going to do then?

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Why do I get the feeling if anyone bit on the "give me your picture, it's totes for a joke war, lolz!" that Chris would have received photographic evidence of a "dang, dirty troll" outta this?
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And not one fuck would be given by Chris. He would be like "Hmmm...yeah, dat's nice. NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO GET DEM FOR ME?!?!"
 
The Dude said:
soIregistered said:
Why do I get the feeling if anyone bit on the "give me your picture, it's totes for a joke war, lolz!" that Chris would have received photographic evidence of a "dang, dirty troll" outta this?
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And not one fuck would be given by Chris. He would be like "Hmmm...yeah, dat's nice. NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO GET DEM FOR ME?!?!"
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That is an excellent point. But we could have a crudely drawn revenge pic!

But reallys, something was up with the "I need someone's picture" thread...
 
soIregistered said:
The Dude said:
soIregistered said:
Why do I get the feeling if anyone bit on the "give me your picture, it's totes for a joke war, lolz!" that Chris would have received photographic evidence of a "dang, dirty troll" outta this?
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And not one fuck would be given by Chris. He would be like "Hmmm...yeah, dat's nice. NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO GET DEM FOR ME?!?!"
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That is an excellent point. But we could have a crudely drawn revenge pic!

But reallys, something was up with the "I need someone's picture" thread...
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You know, I should have given out a pic. Sure I'd be naked, but then when OP gave Chris the pic Chris would have to look away with a moment of being freaked out, then obsess that I have a bigger :pickle: than him.
 
Does he know anyone by the name of Karissa N*******? CHRIS'S HARD NIPPLES!!!

I want Chris to sit on my face cakefarts style
 
A troll on a board with mostly trolls and people discussing trolls who is trolling us?

:o

INCEPTION!!!! :stupid:
 
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