I think I have a crush on Chris....

[TheCrotchGobbler]

duck, you're not the only person here who really wants to give 'it' to chris (wherein 'it' is your micropenis)

but you're the only one brave enough to post about it
im proud of you, son
you're an inspiration to us all

whenever i'm feeling alone in my lust for chris's chunky man-ass, i'll return to this thread, and remember you, the one who had the courage to admit that you, too, wanted his glorious glutes

godspeed, and may you forever serve as a model to us all. we are not here because we hate chris and want him to suffer. we are here because we all want to impale chris on our boners (or ladyboners where applicable).

 

[Duck_My_Sick]

I REALLY don't get it. How in god's name am I a troll by admitting my sexual lust for Chris? I thought this was a forum to talk about him and that's what I'm doing. I don't see any rules saying nobody is allowed to admit their crush on Chris.

 

[Null]

Hey Joey,

I don't appreciate fucking idiots squatting shits on my board. If you ever post anything like this again I'm releasing your dox. Fuck off. I doubt this fetish of yours would look good on your dating profile.

 

[Duck_My_Sick]

Alright, alright geez....

 

[Null]

mchat chatlogs

> i have a confession to make you guys
> You guys know about Chris's "cakefarts" video?
> ...I wish my face was that cake...
> I'm super drunk right now.
> I love chris's ass.
> I wish I could bury my face right between those cheeks of his and take a big long whiff.
> Oh and he wouldn't have to worry about toilet paper...That's for sure!
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> Yes...."Hard".
> Hey does his duck bend upwards or downwards?
> I want to teach Chris a position called "Pancake Style".
> Pancake style is basically doggy style. But your doing it in the anus. the receiver poops and the fecal matter is turned into a mush by the giver's pelvic thrusts.
> Because the mushed up feces looks like pancake batter.
> And since chris can't control his poop i think he would like trying that position out...If he's the receiver of course.
> Hey I'm sorry if I want to give Chris's shitty, pink and tender butthole a good poundin'!
> LIKE ME!
> I don't understand why people think I'm a ween
> I dunno what a ween is. I just see people use that word and use "Julay" afterwords.
> Hey guys, I have a question. I need someone to take a picture of themself holding up a print out sheet saying "Hi (person's name here)!" while smiling and flipping off the camera.
> Where online would I go?
> I'm not asking for anyone's identity or anything. I'm in the middle of a prank war with someone.
> Oh exploitable isn't what I'm looking for. Like I need a COMPLETELY random person to actually take a picture of themselves holding up a sign.
> Guys, I have to be honest...I secretly want to pound CWC's shitty, hairy, asshole...
> I don't care, he needs a good 'ol doggystle poundin'
> Can I make a thread about it? I want him to see it.
> Gimmie 10 minutes. I'll make a thread about it.
> POSTED IT ON THE CHRIS THREAD!!! God I hope he see's it.
> I just NEED his fanta flavored cum right now....
> God damn right!
> I want Chris to sit on my face cakefarts style
> Poop poopoo peepee farts boogers butthole
> I wonder what Chris's boogers looks like? They'd make some good lube
> And why does me being sexually attracted to Chris make me an A-log?
> Why The Dude? I never did anything to you
> Sexual Chris
> It's just tender lovin'
> Okay, what if I just kiss Chris at least?