I TRY TO JUMP ROPE | BIG THING FOR ME - 1/19/18

[fortunecookie]

I expected something else with “jump rope”

 

[Slime Tube]

Yeah I would really advise against any sort of jumping at this point, those poor bones, tendons and ligaments are probably under enough pressure already even with her definition of "walking" (waddling). People fuck up their knees from a few skydives, imagine what a few years of walrus weight will do.

This is really unkind of you, comparing AL to a walrus. Walruses are 15% to 19% fat and 44% muscle by mass. AL is clearly nearer 50% fat by mass, like an elephant seal.

 

[C3PBRO]

This is really unkind of you, comparing AL to a walrus. Walruses are 15% to 19% fat and 44% muscle by mass. AL is clearly nearer 50% fat by mass, like an elephant seal.

In addition, walruses spend two thirds of their lives in water, meaning they swim, something AL doesn't do (lol thanks Eric). This also means they bathe more frequently than AL. Since they do bathe though, their perfume and wax melt collection probably pales in comparison.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Waddle waddle

The swingng of the seven strands of hair she has before she starts her waddle is so sensual, yas gorl, get it.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

I cannot stop laughing at the look on her face at 3:45 when she catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She really and truly thinks she is drop dead gorgeous.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

I cannot stop laughing at the look on her face at 3:45 when she catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She really and truly thinks she is drop dead gorgeous.

The duck lip pose is so atrocious, but is definitely the face of someone who thinks they are hotter than your average bear (elephant seal).

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Can someone make me a gif of her running after Eric? It's around 13:30 in the video. Pretty please?

Your wish is my command

 

[GORL]

Your wish is my command

You are an angel sent from above. I'm saving this for a rainy day. Thank you!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I cannot stop laughing at the look on her face at 3:45 when she catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She really and truly thinks she is drop dead gorgeous.

Sorry to double post, but I personally love this mirror moment with our favorite moon-faced model

 

[oasys]

Your wish is my command

When you haven't ea'un all day and your prey tries to flee.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

so dainty
num num num

 

[PlasticOwls]

Everytime I see these thread titles, I always click on them to expect a wholesome off topic discussion.

I was ready to offer some nice jump rope advise.

Then I cringe

 

[RodgerMan81]

2:08 " I have gotten rid of a lot of cheap perfumes"
Her entire collection are perfumes you can get for under $15

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

so dainty
num num num

She really tries to have this super kawaii, "i'm so petite and delicate and cuttttte" persona. We've all seen your real bites Amber, you just didn't want the queen to attack you for taking an Amber-sized bite of his "healthy ice cream"

 

[London Raine]

Waddle waddle

The one thing I noticed in this video is that Eric has lost weight. His jeans are much looser and he can rock a jump rope. It seems Amber was the only one who downed a pint of ice cream while the others taste tested. I also noticed that Becky didn't eat a bite. I think the others are taking it seriously, while Amber is just getting bigger.

 

[JaneThough]

That moment of realization and "I let myself go!"

Ohhhhh gorl.

 

[ADHD]

This video proves Rarity has nerves of steel.

 

[CC 855]

The Fags™ constantly quote Ru Paul's Drag Race in every fucking video. It's like non-stop from them. Also, Eric's hair needs a glass of water.

 

[497]

Waddle waddle

I like Rarity's face watching. She must be thinking "why me?" and "why am i the only pet in the house that has to be forever horny" then she starts rubbing around, she might be starting to go into heat.

 

[Mitch Conner]

Your wish is my command

Jesus christ, I'm fucking dying at these gifs

My favorite part of the video is when Becky and Al are leaving to go eat. AL is describing her outfit of the day. and says "I have to wear these stupid shoes!!!" like some kind of child who's mad his parents for dressing him up for picture day. lmao