i wish i was lying to you 06/27/20 - The gorl who cried rain and petals eavesdrop

[pr3nt177]

Put your skanky daily life on the web then be prepared for the comments honey, you want the money so deal with the opinions - you can't have it both ways.

Love the makeup check whilst so "upset".

eta: If mama is now staying for x months is this a cue for a GoFundMe for "living costs/loss of earnings" and such crap?

 

[ADHD]

So are the fake eyelashes because she can't film her regular YouTube videos with one of those ridiculous SnapChat filters active?

Poor baby is mad people don't take a known liar at their word. In other news, overgrown child is shocked to find out the sky is blue and water is wet.

EDIT: Meth Mom is staying for two months? Is Amber expected to have surgery/recover during this time?

I can't wait for the first rant she posts after she's in menopause and dealing with hot flashes and shit.

I love how she keeps insisting she's not an idiot yet she's the one who ignored multiple people telling her she needed to get insurance, and proper screenings, including a period hole exam.

 

[Cheese Trap]

Imagine being so despicable that people hate you even though you have cancer, ‘lol’. Congrats, it’s an achievement.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Why is she talking like that? Suddenly she's a whole different person. Also I didn't see one tear fall. It's all fake as hell. Maybe not the cancer, I don't know for sure, but the pretending to care about it.

People keep getting caught up on that but really it's a mix of Not everyone reacts the same, and Amber being such a naturally fake manipulative person her whole life. If you've watched long enough you know that she literally does not know how to express normal human emotion appropriately. Such a fake person she doesnt know how to be real when she needs to be.

 

[Billie Ross]

Hambo, don't ever change, you smug, fat cunt.
We think you're a piece of shit too...

 

[Revo]

Archive of i wish i was lying to you (360p)

 

[Cody Travers]

Man, I think Amberlynn Reid is one of the few individuals on this planet, that could get cancer and seem completley unsympathetic. Just staggering.

 

[Fern]

Why does it say Amberlynn on her hospital forms?
Her real name is Amber.
Amber Reid.
Amberlynn Reid is her youtube name / persona / whatever.

Don't hospitals usually go by your legal name?

 

[a dinosaur]

Why does it say Amberlynn on her hospital forms?
Her real name is Amber.
Amber Reid.
Amberlynn Reid is her youtube name / persona / whatever.

Don't hospitals usually go by your legal name?

Her middle name is Lynn. There's a space on the form.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Here's a reason why people still don't believe her or are upset, whatever: Since she announced she had cancer until the video she put out today, she uploaded 13 videos. Only 3 of them were recent, and they were shit, one was basically a grwm and another was a vague, no real details cash grab.
The rest of the videos she posted were at least a few weeks old and mukbangs with a shit ton of ads.

And of course people say that she's fat, she waddles when she walks (which isn't even often), her make-up is hideous which she point out in the begging of ever goddamn video and yes, eww, she doesn't wash her hair - which she admitted herself she went two months without doing. That's not 'hate' retard, it's the truth.

What constant appointments and tests? That time you waited till you birthed chunks of blood and tissue to get any help and had to go to the er? The appt. with the gp to go over her bloodwork. The long, overdue pap smear to scrape the rest of her period hole? and her two visits to the cancer center.

We're to feel sorry for her for being 600 pounds and ignoring her many, many health issues because she's healthy just big? nah girl, nah.

A lying liar can't handle criticism. Get off the internet then and get a real job, you lazy, ungrateful cunt. These 'fucking pieces of shit' are the ones who sit thru your bottom of the barrel videos while you make money off of it.

I wonder if her mom is staying two months now because Becky has tapped out and Amber's being asked to leave the fag shanty. Becky's moved to the basement and Eric and Rickie seem to be avoiding their own home.

 

[Owlflaps]

I'm just here to watch her freak out, honestly. I know a lot of people are annoyed by her antics, but this shit is golden compared to he mook-bongs and irritating pReReTaRdeD videos she's been pumping out. Cunty Amber is peak entertaining.

 

[Fern]

Her middle name is Lynn. There's a space on the form.

Her middle name is not Lynn.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Spoiler: short REEEEcap

"IT'S THE LIGHTING THAT'S MAKING MY EYES LOOK DARK GUISE THE LIGHTEEEEENG--"

"After this video, I'm gonna be called probably a heartless bitch. And that's okay, I'm gonna allow it."
>disables comments + likes/dislikes ratio

>got so many sweet comments on her instagratification post so yeah thanks guys whatever but what SPOKE TO HER was people discussing the validity of her cancthurrr

>Big AL does not like know-it-alls. Pot meet kettle.

"I fuckin' regret telling you guys anything."
>and thus a meme was born

>she has been to so many appointments. consistently and constantly.

"I'm not an idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot."
>What lolcow is?

>mamameth is so supportive holding her hand in the cancer centers. probably feeling her pulse just waiting for Moneybags to die already.

"panphlents"

"I have told you guys as much as I can."
>and we thank you Vaguelynn

"the day i found out i had cancer i told you guys because i love you so much HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS REEEEEE"

"my limp nodes"

"They would not be worrying as hard and as quickly if it was just precancerous cells."
>They're worrying this much because you're morbidly obese. A common cold could mean the end for you, Hambert.

"If it was precancerous cells [my mom] wouldn't be staying for two months."
>amber admits her mom is only visiting because babygorl is on the verge of death, once everything's kosher she's gonna fuck off again.

"I have done NOTHING but FOCKING CRY"

"I regret sharing [that I have cancer] on youtube and I should never have to feel that way, ever"
>For real?? You should never have to regret sharing personal information to a bunch of strangers that you already knew hated you?

>vaguelynn screenshots, rips a hole out of one of the papers for reasons I am not aware

"I would do anything, fucking anything not to have [endometrial cancer]"
>except stop eating fried chicken ofc

"I'm so tired of people thinking they know everything, thinking they're a fly on the wall"
>not exactly wrong but that does sound like an amberism

"I fuckin' wish I was lying."
>Rather odd not to say "I wish this wasn't true," but rather "I wish I was lying."

>Big AL has Big Mad at abt 9:45

"I have something inside of my body that is trying to kill me."
>Your bottomless stomach?

>crying noises and wiping away tears that aren't there

"I literally have no more tears"

"Thank you for proving that you're a fucking piece of shit."

TL;ALR: im not dum u guyz are dum

 

[Women should die]

as i said before. the cancer is her fatness.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

(Why does it say endometrial cancer? I know the endometrium is the lining of the uterus but are those interchangeable?)

Endometrial cancer is the most common type of uterine cancer. You're correct that the endometrium is the uterine lining, so any cancer that starts in the lining of the uterus can correctly be referred to as either endometrial cancer or uterine cancer. Doctors tend to use precise terminology in medical records, so most of them will write endometrial cancer when referring to that specific type, in order to distinguish it from other forms of cancer that start in the uterus, such as uterine sarcoma, which is a cancer of the uterine muscle and supporting tissue.
To put it another way all endometrial cancer is uterine cancer, but not all uterine cancer is endometrial cancer. Although as I said, its the most common type, so most google search results for uterine cancer will be for endometrial cancer.

“I spent the last half-decade lying to you, guys. Why don’t you believe me?!”

Not to mention she's still lying. Like when she claimed that her oncologist told her that the type of cancer she has doesn't cause weight loss. But anyone can look up endometrial cancer signs and symptoms and see that weight loss is one of the first things listed. An oncologist might have told her that not everyone with this type of cancer loses weight, but they never would have said that it wouldn't or couldn't cause weight loss.
When she first broke the news about her cancer, I believed her, because she was practically hyperventilating and seemed truly panicked, but in her subsequent updates, she said so many things that didn't seem to add up that I did start to wonder if it was just more of her bullshit. As of right now, I am leaning more towards believing that she has cancer . Its not that much of a surprise that someone so overweight would get it at such a young age. Its called "morbid" obesity for a reason. And she has had some symptoms over the last few months that seem like they could be cancer related. On the other hand, she's such a manipulative liar that even after showing supposed paperwork "confirming" her diagnosis, I still wouldn't be totally shocked if at the end of the day it turned out to be another one of her tall tales.

I lol'ed when she said shes not an idiot.

Her an idiot? No way! Hey Amber, tell us again about how your "lymphnoids" are enlarged, you erudite genius.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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hopefully they use this pic for her in memoriam slot at the oscars

 

[a834604]

Lmao those disclaimers in the medical papers. Did they forget this patient is 500-600lbs? Her risks are ten fold.

 

[Freckles]

Her middle name is not Lynn.

Except it is. Everybody knows that. Farmers have dug up lawsuits and everything, confirming her name is Amber Lynn Reid.

 

[Twinkie]

I love openly hostile to her audience Amber.

Same tbh. Cancer dampens the mood a bit, but chimpout Amber vids are gems

 

[Pargon]

Woman willingly turns own life into sideshow. Woman shows proven pattern of habitual deception. Interest in sideshow begins to wane due to global pandemic among other factors. Woman makes claim of critical health issue. Some gawkers express disbelief based on aforementioned history of lies.

>"U guise are assholes for not believing me"

lol. You wanted this. Perform for us or die. Either way we get a show.