Ian Foote / IanFooteBased - Canada's Shirtless Horror Cow Severe case of yellow fever

Heavy Galaxy · Dec 11, 2024

Ok, which one of you did this

des Pudels Kern · Dec 11, 2024

This is my daughter's mother. She is a liar and a cheater and she has no honor. That's not just me being angry at my ex. She committed perjury in family court and my lawyer provided proof to the court that she was lying. The transcripts are available for $20 if you contact the Devonshire court in Halifax. You should not trust this woman. She will lie to you and she will not honor her agreements.

- Ian Foote in an instagram post 12/10/2024

des Pudels Kern · Dec 11, 2024

Ian's faithful rendition of his chink lovers' hit single "Risky Risky"

Heavy Galaxy · Dec 22, 2024

Don’t let the Rizzmas Blues

get you down like our boy Slickback here.

Raxxo's Bedbugs · Dec 22, 2024

San Marino said:
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Ian says he is 183 cm (6 ft) tall.

Wow five pull-ups. Keep that up bud and we'll get you the 16-pack of crayons.

TerrysDisciple · Dec 28, 2024

I can't find any signs of activity from Ian in over two weeks. Would be a real shame and heavy loss to humanity if he killed himself.

TerrysDisciple · Dec 31, 2024

Thank God, Ian is still alive. Yes, the world must know that some woman was mean to you a decade ago. These are the contributions to society that will advance humanity to a level 3 civilization.

Mortan Shekelstorm · Dec 31, 2024

Ian Foote has been nominated for the Fresh Meat award, in The Tenth Annual Julays Lolcow Awards, 2024

Screenshot 2024-12-31 at 12-33-05 The Tenth Annual Julays Lolcow Awards 2024 Kiwi Farms.png

If you feel Ian Foote deserves The Fresh Meat award, or if you have enjoyed the thread. I ask you vote for Ian Foote and this thread.
A big thank you to everyone who posted in the thread this year.

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des Pudels Kern · Dec 31, 2024

TerrysDisciple said:
I can't find any signs of activity from Ian in over two weeks. Would be a real shame and heavy loss to humanity if he killed himself.

I'm holding on to hope that he will one day make another video.

TerrysDisciple said:
Thank God, Ian is still alive. Yes, the world must know that some woman was mean to you a decade ago. These are the contributions to society that will advance humanity to a level 3 civilization.

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Can you believe this hot chink is looking over every other possible option and just trying to make Ian her boy toy!? What a crazy fucking bitch! Justice for Ian immediately.

Mortan Shekelstorm said:
Ian Foote has been nominated for the Fresh Meat award, in The Tenth Annual Julays Lolcow Awards, 2024
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If you feel Ian Foote deserves The Fresh Meat award, or if you have enjoyed the thread. I ask you vote for Ian Foote and this thread.
A big thank you to everyone who posted in the thread this year.

This thread was made possible by contributions to Kiwifarms from viewers like you. Thank you!

Thanks for making the thread. This is the first place I was being particularly active on this website and it has helped me Branch out and become even more active. KF 4 LYF.

Grinrow2 · Jan 10, 2025

Fuck I miss his videos I haven't belly laughed that hard from a lolcows content since Jason Genova literally every video was a banger and he'd post multiple times a day. It was truly magical. The on my way to the beer store with Him being told that he "dropped his penis" and his crashout was genuinely the funniest video I've ever watched

Mortan Shekelstorm · Jan 23, 2025

Small update Ian's website https://ianfoote.com (209.38.0.87)
is unresponsive and I'm not getting any pings back from it.

TerrysDisciple · Feb 28, 2025

Looks like Ian went back over to Twitter. https://x.com/ian_foote_based

TerrysDisciple · Mar 2, 2025

Jesus, this guy is cooked.

Heavy Galaxy · Mar 2, 2025

Ian is horny on main and currently posting interracial pornography

TerrysDisciple · Apr 20, 2025

Since last checking in, Ian's X got deleted, and he made a new one. Looks like the same insane ramblings that we've grown accustom to.

Possible TikTok account, nothing posted to it yet.

Someone on the subreddit posted claiming to be a relative of Ian. Said person did not verify their claim, said that Ian is a violent paranoid schizophrenic (duh), and said people discussing Ian on the internet are feeding his delusions.

I'll check back in next Easter. Cheers.

Sicko Hunter · May 15, 2025

Apologies for necroing this thread but the fact this guy attained lolcowdom through a completely random Youtube algorithm pull (This is how he got his start one of his rants just randomly blew up in the algorithm) will never not be hilarious to me. Some AI system thought "yeah this shirtless meth addict ranting about killing women needs to be seen by more people!"

des Pudels Kern · May 15, 2025

Sicko Hunter said:
Some AI system thought "yeah this shirtless meth addict ranting about killing women needs to be seen by more people!"

The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away. I sure do miss Ian's insane ranting.

clipartfan92 · May 30, 2025

TerrysDisciple said:
Since last checking in, Ian's X got deleted, and he made a new one.

User ID: 1909704942736035840
Footestraightup898@gmail.com
Archive: archive.ph ghostarchive.org
Tweet archives: archive.ph ghostarchive.org

https://x.com/footestraightup/status/1917926638643208442 (archive.ph)

The ShieldW0lf (a) Slashdot account has a comment history dating back to 2008.

InspiredReviewBrah · Jun 12, 2025

Shout outs to Eudoxia Mysteries for posting a vid with Ian Foote in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDHzFP2_xg

Mortan Shekelstorm · Jun 16, 2025

Sicko Hunter said:
Apologies for necroing this thread but the fact this guy attained lolcowdom through a completely random Youtube algorithm pull (This is how he got his start one of his rants just randomly blew up in the algorithm) will never not be hilarious to me. Some AI system thought "yeah this shirtless meth addict ranting about killing women needs to be seen by more people!"

No need to apologize, the thread has gotten a bit stagnant after Ian was banned from youtube. As far as I'm aware Ian is only posting on twitter with his latest tweet.
4:03 AM · Jun 13, 2025

Scrolling through his twitter besides the usual coping about the same girl who rejected him, I found this
5:06 PM · May 2, 2025

The video linked in the tweet,

The title run through google translate is "A mini drummer plays Gachapin's song on the Anpanman drums"

Yet again Ian has is still exhibiting signs of severe yellow fever. Recalling a tale that likely that took place in Nova Scotia (one of the whitest provinces in Canada), of Ian not understanding why his likely white female coworker, does not want to see a Japanese women dressed as a little girl playing toy drums, and thinks he's a sex pest.

Ian Foote / IanFooteBased - Canada's Shirtless Horror Cow Severe case of yellow fever

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