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- Nov 26, 2016
Oh yeah, they're enormous, bigger than horses and angrier. A horse could kill you but even the wildest horse is mostly tamed and domesticated compared to a moose. In my "lived experience"you are more likely to run away from a moose but sometimes they don't stop coming at you
way too many friends' dogs, various vehicles, buildings and even a few friends have gotten attacked and pulverized by moose that didn't stop coming at them
And yeah, bears these days are actually killing people instead of just mauling them, a lot more bear deaths this year than even last year, I think I heard it was a 10 year high somewhere
Lovely animals, cleansing the genepool of weakness and idiocy. Doing the Lord's work, we don't need Eugenics programs, just moose and bears.
In all seriousness though, I've always wanted to live in Alaska; the auroras, nice scenery, remote nature, and muh gunz (and lack of degenerates).
It would be so ironic if someone named Iced Poseidon, God of the sea, earthquakes, horses... and Iced implies ice...... gets his arse widened by a fucking moose. Tossing snowballs at those animals fucking lol, I've heard stories of photographers getting some holes punched in their vehicles just for existing near these animals.
These are some badass animals...
Lol imagine the headline... "Popular YouTube Streamer Gets Killed by Moose Prank Gone Wrong" or "Popular YouTube Streamer Gets Killed by Bear in Snowball Fight".It's a shame he didn't get himself killed.


