ID of the cow DDoS'ing his own thread - Because inquiring kiwis want to know

[Comandante Marcos]

OK, so Null just posted a note at the top of the forum saying that some lolcow was DDoS'ing his own thread and his own thread ONLY. I looked around and didn't find any info on who this faggot is. So an inquiring Comandante wants to know: Who exactly is the cow trying to DDoS his specific thread off The Farms? I have to admit that such a situation is new to me, and I've been a kiwi for quite a while. Usually a hired botnet will simply blast the whole site. Even Bella Janke and her dad just simply nuked the whole site. At the very least Null needs to put this faggot's name up in the top bulletin space. The lolmilk potential here has me intrigued.

 

[The Line]

Open every single thread on this site until you find the one that won't load. Problem solved!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Open every single thread on this site until you find the one that won't load. Problem solved!

The DDOS is coming from inside the house!

 

[draggs]

The note doesnt say that at all lol

 

[TayandYou]

It literally says the opposite, that somebody is trying to DDOS specific lolcow threads in order to try to trick Null into thinking it was that lolcow DDOSing his own thread.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

OP, I am a Nigerian prince with a vast fortune that is held up in political turmoil due to my uncle, the former king's brother, laying claim to it. It was my father's dying wish that I would take the throne from my corrupt uncle and to do this I need your help. I would like to transfer the $500,000,000 USD into your bank account where it will be safe from my uncle's schemes. I do not expect you to do this for free, in return you may keep 1% of the total sum. This comes out to $5,000,000 USD.

We need to act fast, as we speak my uncle is plotting to take the fortune and cement his position as the new king of Nigeria. What I need from you is your social security number and your bank account details. There is no time to waste. If you delay we will both lose out. Please hurry.

 

[Tard Repository]

 

[Brown People are Gross]

Nothing suspicious about this post at all.

 

[MrTroll]

It literally says the opposite, that somebody is trying to DDOS specific lolcow threads in order to try to trick Null into thinking it was that lolcow DDOSing his own thread.

Maybe it IS that lolcow DDoSing his own thread, knowing that Null would assume it was actually someone else trying to pin it on him because nobody would be so stupid as to DDoS their own thread. Perhaps this person has completely outsmarted us all. Except me. And the guy who made this thread, although he probably doesn't count because he just misread the announcement.

 

[Syntaxion]

I have discovered the identity of the lolcow who's DDoS'ing his own thread

Here is his thread

 

[Consider Lizärds]

random letters would have been a better post, OP.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

OP, I am a Nigerian prince with a vast fortune that is held up in political turmoil due to my uncle, the former king's brother, laying claim to it. It was my father's dying wish that I would take the throne from my corrupt uncle and to do this I need your help. I would like to transfer the $500,000,000 USD into your bank account where it will be safe from my uncle's schemes. I do not expect you to do this for free, in return you may keep 1% of the total sum. This comes out to $5,000,000 USD.

We need to act fast, as we speak my uncle is plotting to take the fortune and cement his position as the new king of Nigeria. What I need from you is your social security number and your bank account details. There is no time to waste. If you delay we will both lose out. Please hurry.

My ssn is 420-41-0069 pls pay soon

 

[Very Average Redditor]

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling faggots!

 

[Clown Baby]

Nothing suspicious about this post at all.

If you find retards inherently suspicious, sure. Mostly OP is just a fag

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

If you find retards inherently suspicious, sure. Mostly OP is just a fag

How very ominous of him

 

[I am vomit]

Give me $3000 and I'll tell you

 

[byuu]

It's my thread.

Should've just taken the money, Josh.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

People who can't read but still post on this forum should be sodomized with a dead chicken carcass.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

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I like the look of this man but he does not have a jaunty hat like I do therefore I declare myself superior.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

And, of course, the fall-back answer: 'nigger'.