ID of the cow DDoS'ing his own thread - Because inquiring kiwis want to know

[Dysnomia]

The Farms gets DDoS'd so much by retards that it doesn't even matter. Just laugh at the unknown sperg wasting their gibs check on attacking an internet forum that said mean things about them.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

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[Scarlett Johansson]

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[Tacitus Kilgore]

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[Got Milk!]

It's obvious it's Ethan Ralph. He left his sweet digs in VA for a cheaper rental bedroom so he could spend his extra grift on attacking the site. Ya know, because he only has one thread and all.

 

[Racist Trash]

It's the lolcow known as Joshua Moon who is trying to hide his weight loss, if it is discovered he loses his coveted place in feeder society.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Null DDOSes his own thread and writes a note to deflect the blame to someone else. He thinks he is clever.

 

[Random Troll]

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