idea for the farms to make some money

Do you support gambling on this site?

  • Total voters
    18
Status
Not open for further replies.
If not for the payment processor shit I would deadass suggest a Something Awful-esque registration fee, which could be waived if a prospective user contacted the staff and verified they were a person-of-interest or otherwise were bringing a materially valuable contribution. The SA 10bux shit was instituted due to the site being swamped with sockpuppets rather than as a serious revenue stream, after all.
 
  • Disagree
Reactions: ICraveDeath, Gone Ham and Cake Farts
Do what SA does, and allow users to pay $10 (in BAT maybe?) to change the avatar of any user of your choice for a week. Could be even longer.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cake Farts
This is not my idea but I encountered it on another forum I was shitposting for few years. Idea is simple - because server can handle some sort of "mining" it can distribute BTC shekels as low as 0.00040 mBTC per user. Each user receive their part as "Right Fund" distributed among every fucking shitposter here but nothing comes for free. Every shitposting user who accumulate anything more than 4.000 mBTC is taxed for 0.002 mBTC. You may call it "tax for hoarding".

Okay, but what I can do with these money?
The easiest method to screw users up is though betting. You may bet everything and every user can create his own bet. Let's say you want to bet "DSP will lose house this year". You create bet with "Yeas" and "Nays" and set the end date when the betting is halted and funds are distributed among users who bet right.

Can I deposit my BTC shekels from my wallet?
Sure, but the minimum deposit is 0.300 mBTC.

Can I withdraw my money?
Of course you can silly! If you didn't lost everything on betting you can withdraw Your precious invisible money but the least amount for withdrawal is 1.000 mBTC and is taxed for 0.300 mBTC.

Can I transfer my money to another user?
Yes. You can even pay them for creating as funny/wise/dumb post by simply clicking next to their post "Donate 0.002 mBTC" (the lowest amount for donation).

Are my money safe?
Duh? This forum is run by BTC evangelist Null who encourage folks to buy invisible money. The amount of stored BTC shekels should be widely known and in public view. The taxed moneys go for drugs, hookers and what's left for running this site.

Is this shit legal?
Duh? You can't gamble for real money in EU but nothing is stopping for gambling with invisible money (BTC, Monero, LTC you name it). I don't know US regulations but Null wants to move from there so I see no reason to back this with some legislature. Also, I don't care for Biden losers.
 
  • Dumb
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Gone Ham, karz, A Friendly Hoovy and 4 others
Sounds fun. I'm ready to lose all my fake money, let's do this.
 
  • Dumb
Reactions: karz
The Real SVP said:
The ability to cash out would get you in trouble with all sorts of laws and regulations. Payment processing, money laundering, gambling, even banking.
Click to expand...
Wallet isn't your bank... and we are talking about 5-50 US CENTS of "savings".

Null said:
It'd be a fun idea if I ever made an on-site currency but after the hack I'm not confident in doing so.
Click to expand...
So you chicken-out? *sigh*
 
  • DRINK!
  • Autistic
Reactions: karz and Just A Butt
The feds already hate Null enough, adding fucking crypto betting onto this hellsite would just attract even more glowies
 
  • Autistic
  • Agree
Reactions: ICraveDeath and karz
No. Gambling theoretical digital currency will bring unwanted attention to the site.
 
  • Disagree
Reactions: Just A Butt
MrTroll said:
Better idea: literally buy a farm and offer True & Honest Fan benefits to anyone who is willing to pick potatoes for, say, 7 or 8 weeks without compensation. Who could turn that opportunity down?
Click to expand...
You horning in on my action there?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back