Idea: Lolcowlendar - Cow-related events in your calendar app of choice

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Least Concern

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I had this idea last night and have been churning over it. Thought I'd post to see if there's any interest.

I propose we create a calendar of lulzworthy events. It'd have birthdates of notable cows, death dates for the inactive ones, plus anniversary of notable events in lolcow/Internet culture history; the Tonka/Warski non-fight, the Christchurch and couch cuck shootings, the "Gamers Are Dead" articles, Chris's arrest/The Dimensional Merge, the Corn Joke, and so on. The descriptions would include basic info about the event plus a link to a relevant thread on the Farms for finding out more info or commemorating the event: "Birthday of Chantal 'Foodie Beauty' Sarault, perpetually-dieting yet obese Canadian YouTuber and serial dater of African immigrants. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/"

The calendar would be maintained as an iCalendar file, so you could subscribe to it in your favorite calendar or scheduling program such as Apple Calendar, Outlook, Google Calendar, and many others. The file would be maintained as an OSS project perhaps on https://git.kiwifarms.net so that people could easily submit suggestions for amendments using issues or pull requests (or just use a forum thread I guess).

There's a potential for disagreement about what cows and events are notable enough for inclusion. The calendar might not be very useful if there's half a dozen events every day and most are related to events or people nobody cares about. I guess we'd have to work out some sort of clear list of factors which need to be met before the event could be included.

What do you think? Would you be interested in using or helping maintain a calendar like this?
 
I think this is a pretty cool idea, would probably be a lot of work though.
 
Good idea, but why not just have a megathread where everyone posts the day lolcow happenings happened until we've got one for every day of the year, and some autist can just import those into a giant spreadsheet? It'll be fun to find out what's the most lolcow day of the year
 
@Least Concern slight modification to your idea: Kiwi Farms Advent Calendars, where each day you remove a sticker to find a horrifying fact or piece of media about a certain cow.
 
A lolcowlendar would be fun, and potentially a good way to discover new lolcows. I LOVE the idea of one of those 365-day quote calendars with random.txt entries or a "on this day in lolcow history/Christory..." factoid
 
This may be Null's newest fundraising effort. If he can get us silver coins, he sure as shit can get us our own calendar.
 
Or just make a Lolcow represent their Birth Month.

Would February be Christory Month?

Sounds good to me, February is kind of a dead zone anyway, I'm having trouble thinking of any other notable History Months that also happen in February.
 
This but make it physical and sell it as merch, would somehow be less of a shitshow than all the shipping issues with coins was.
 
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