Idea to Make KF Money - Or at least that Null guy

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Make it possible for users to know that they've been tagged in the supporters subforum even if they haven't paid for anything yet so they'll know people have been talking shit about them and they'll be really curious and thus likely to start spending the big bucks on supporters status.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

How about selling "Kiwi Farms ruined my life" t shirts? They think they are fighting back against the meanie kiwis and webget free advertising when people want to thank us all for it. Win win.

 

[HG 400]

How about renting @Melchett out?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

KF rap album

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

How about renting @Melchett out?

I don't think anyone would pay for that.

 

[HG 400]

I don't think anyone would pay for that.

http://www.portapotty.net/rental/

 

[OtterParty]

http://www.portapotty.net/rental/

their rental value drops considerably when they acquire the permanent aroma of eu de chav

 

[cuddle striker]

kiwi color fidget spinners. you'll get rich.

charge people to give/get more than a certain number of ratings.

charge ten bucks if they wanna use a cartoon avatar.


edit actually fuck all that, charge twenty grand to hide a thread for six months. totally hide it from the public and the forum.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

give handies

 

[Broken Pussy]

Make it possible for users to know that they've been tagged in the supporters subforum even if they haven't paid for anything yet so they'll know people have been talking shit about them and they'll be really curious and thus likely to start spending the big bucks on supporters status.

It worked on Calooby.

 

[Sanshain]

How about selling "Kiwi Farms ruined my life" t shirts? They think they are fighting back against the meanie kiwis and webget free advertising when people want to thank us all for it. Win win.

I would quite honestly buy one of these just for the novelty value.

 

[D.Va]

here's an idea: pay $5 to change your own user title, $5 to change other people's avatars, $9.95 to view old threads, $4.95 to remove ads, $7.95 for a name change, $9.95 to register, $29.95 to add a new forum smilie, $9.95 to access the site search,

 

[CatParty]

just sell our content to clickbait sites. all the meme pages do it

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I would quite honestly buy one of these just for the novelty value.

We could have a drawkiwi design a picture of a murderous kiwi bird with a mouse dripping with blood standing over the bludgeoned body of OPL. I would buy a few just to make my kids wear them in public.

 

[MrTroll]

Sell a Kiwi Farms season pass that includes all the DLC.

 

[OwO What's This?]

when XenForo 2 is out Null is gonna have a lot of ways to generate revenue

as an example he's spoken of expanding the sticker system and selling sticker packs and I know I'd personally eat that shit up

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Have we considered restarting chattel slavery and using that revenue to fund the site? If we opened up an operation a little ways outside of Gulfport or Biloxi it would probably be decades before the authorities admit they noticed and the FBI forced them to investigate. Or we could just call it sharecropping?

 

[An Ghost]

here's an idea: pay $5 to change your own user title, $5 to change other people's avatars, $9.95 to view old threads, $4.95 to remove ads, $7.95 for a name change, $9.95 to register, $29.95 to add a new forum smilie, $9.95 to access the site search,

I think that's the goal of GBP and dindus, which the link exists to buy them with cash but goes nowhere. It's just Null died before it could be finished.

 

[Deadpool]

I don't think anyone would pay for that.

I'd pay to rent @Melchett as long as i'm not liable for any damages upon return.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

How about starting a literal kiwi farm?