Idea to Make KF Money - Or at least that Null guy

[Broken Pussy]

when XenForo 2 is out Null is gonna have a lot of ways to generate revenue

as an example he's spoken of expanding the sticker system and selling sticker packs and I know I'd personally eat that shit up

I like stickers!

 

[Strelok]

Kindap lolcows and put them in a zoo and charge tickets.

 

[Mr. 0]

dress in skimpy outfit and deal adderall to those college kids at double whatever it goes for in pensacola

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Well, as I see it, there's two popular options:
-The ED model. Gradually apply onclick ads and constant appeals for donations to every page, link, and image, to the point that it impedes the overall function of the website. Make sure half your advertisers are shilling weird "hide from the guvment" shit or barnyard porn in order to cater to the interests of your increasingly batshit userbase. Periodically have the site go down anyways, and don't forget to crowdfund a legal defense after you fuck up and get sued.

-The SA Model. Similar to above, but this time take it so far that your increasingly mercenary attitude offends even your users, who flee your once-great empire in droves until only the dregs remain. Go through a series of restructurings until you've fundamentally altered what the site is and does, then ride the patchwork Frankenstein monster you've created as long as possible, ineptly milking it until it eventually implodes.

Or we could do the Oh Internet thing where Null could scrub the site of everything that makes it good in a vain attempt to make it marketable.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Sell @KatsuKitty, @Feline Darkmage, and all other trannies into slavery.

 

[Un Platano]

Make it possible for users to know that they've been tagged in the supporters subforum even if they haven't paid for anything yet so they'll know people have been talking shit about them and they'll be really curious and thus likely to start spending the big bucks on supporters status.

Sounds like a good opportunity for me to charge $15 to distribute screencaps of every thread there

 

[AnOminous]

Sell @KatsuKitty, @Feline Darkmage, and all other trannies into slavery.

Don't sell them, you can only do that once. Pimp them out to the degenerate userbase.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

But then there are always people like this to be harvested:

Long story - short...

I got banned from Offtopic.com and a banned member called XERQ created his own forum called https://xerq.io so I joined until my OT ban was lifted.

I paid $300 for premium membership for a bold red username title to match the ketchup theme plus access to the mod sub forum.

I admit I am a racist, I am a follower of Christian Identity. I had an ongoing argument with this Mormom called Kurt on XERQ. I posted his mugshot photo and got perma-banned.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Would teespring ever give us a shot on merchandise or would people write them till they said "fuck it" and pulled the merch?

 

[Zarkov]

I would totally buy some Kiwi Farms T-Shirts tbh.

 

[Poor Choices]

Use content to make an Internet's Dumbest Users coffeetable book. Just replace dox with pseudonyms and identifying pics with artists recreations. 100% based on actual events for your appetite losing needs.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if we could pay @Null to turn on rating alerts for certain users?

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I'd still pay real money for that vaporwave Samuel Collingwood Smith bust shirt.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

PLEASE READ! A PERSONAL APPEAL FROM @Null FOUNDER OF KIWI FARMS!

 

[Tookie]

https://www.ssa.gov/disabilityssi/

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'd buy a Kiwi teeshirt in less than a millisecond.

 

[Pac]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I don't know why people think Kiwi Platinum isn't a thing.

 

[Tom Spring]

@Null - I'm willing to pay a few bucks to increase the filesize limit on my avatar

 

[Null]

@Null - I'm willing to pay a few bucks to increase the filesize limit on my avatar

It's already 256KB, how much do you need?