Ideas for destroying clarinet

[89we9opr9fjfk]

I ended up with this cheap, broken beyond repair, clarinet, and just looking at it reminds me of the absolute worst, most insufferable band-kid theatre-kid types. I want to completely liquidate it on principle. What’s the most undignified, pathetic way to destroy this thing so it goes in the trash where it belongs?

 

[We Are The Witches]

You must destroy whoever sold you the clarinet in that state.

Do not direct your anger at the poor clarinet, honor its departure instead. A short-lived friend, but eternally connected through our hearts.

 

[Lokenstien]

Fire cleanses all.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Fill it with black powder and light a match

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Hydraulic press

 

[Levi]

For more fun, create piranha solution and carefully dip in the parts attached to a string for more safety distance.

 

[Randy Facalding]

use a belt sander (or similar tool) to slowly grind it into a fine powder

 

[thirstytux]

I read the title as, "Ideas for destroying clearnet" and I was like fsck yeah, let's run everything through Tor .onions. Tell me more.