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Ideology Generator - Making Special Snowflake Ideologies and describing them
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Sweet I'm the king now. We're cutting ties to the old country and running this shit exactly like the old country, except with hookers and blackjack.
Tumblr already exists.
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>Esoteric Afro-Fascist
We needs to kill all dese other niggas, fo da won ann only massa tribe!
>Islamic Anarcho-Accelerationist
We must rapidly advance the capitalist system and modern technology to create an Islamic utopia where we all worship Allah in peace!
>Randian Socialist
I honestly don't know what such a horribly paradoxical ideology would hope to achieve.
>Progressive Paleo-Feminist
Society should regress to a tribal state, but women should be the hunters, gatherers, and defenders while men stay at the village and serve wammin.
Also, although women would be above men in every way, they are still being opressed because the men keep asking the women to share their resources with them.
(I wonder how long this would last before a rival tribe of stronger men killed all the soyboys and turned the women into sex toys).
We needs to kill all dese other niggas, fo da won ann only massa tribe!
>Islamic Anarcho-Accelerationist
We must rapidly advance the capitalist system and modern technology to create an Islamic utopia where we all worship Allah in peace!
>Randian Socialist
I honestly don't know what such a horribly paradoxical ideology would hope to achieve.
>Progressive Paleo-Feminist
Society should regress to a tribal state, but women should be the hunters, gatherers, and defenders while men stay at the village and serve wammin.
Also, although women would be above men in every way, they are still being opressed because the men keep asking the women to share their resources with them.
(I wonder how long this would last before a rival tribe of stronger men killed all the soyboys and turned the women into sex toys).
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It stopped generating new results after "Libertarian Afro-Capitalist"
This is clearly a sign that I am black on the inside.
Edit: omg fonts.
This is clearly a sign that I am black on the inside.
Edit: omg fonts.
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[JEWISH ANTI-POPULIST]
Isn't this already a thing?
Isn't this already a thing?
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Islamic Anti-Traditionalists
We can be muslims without pesky rules about drink and watching american tv!
Conservative Ethno-Maoist
Only true chinese people can follow mao's great steps!
Jewish Techno-Fascist
Isn't modern Israel this for palestinians?
We can be muslims without pesky rules about drink and watching american tv!
Conservative Ethno-Maoist
Only true chinese people can follow mao's great steps!
Jewish Techno-Fascist
Isn't modern Israel this for palestinians?
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Islamic Crypto-Thatcherite
I don't even know how to begin with this one. Privatize the suicide bombers, maybe? Double the admission fee to Mecca?
Christian Anti-Kemalist
Pretty much by definition I would think.
Libertarian Stalinist
Everybody does their own thing, enforced by the central state. Or else.
I don't even know how to begin with this one. Privatize the suicide bombers, maybe? Double the admission fee to Mecca?
Christian Anti-Kemalist
Pretty much by definition I would think.
Libertarian Stalinist
Everybody does their own thing, enforced by the central state. Or else.
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My fave ones from when I did this on mobile earlier were "Afro-Putinist" (WE... WUZ... KGB N SHIT) and Islamic Zionist (Allahu Ackbar, praise Jews and their homeland, Israel, the holy land).
For this round. I got:
-Consevative Maoist. Basically the current Chinese regime.
-Esoteric Pan-Nationalist. Every country get's their own Hitler religion. I guess?
-Post-Colonial Techno-Trotskyist. Being hunted down by tankies in a cyberpunk dystopia hell yeah.
-Esoteric Anti-Capitalist. Marxism is black magic.
-Christian Transhumanist. Jesus will make us the singularity.
-Jewish Paleo-Globalist. NWO illuminati jews make a one world government that will turn us all back into spear-chucking hunter-gatherers.
For this round. I got:
-Consevative Maoist. Basically the current Chinese regime.
-Esoteric Pan-Nationalist. Every country get's their own Hitler religion. I guess?
-Post-Colonial Techno-Trotskyist. Being hunted down by tankies in a cyberpunk dystopia hell yeah.
-Esoteric Anti-Capitalist. Marxism is black magic.
-Christian Transhumanist. Jesus will make us the singularity.
-Jewish Paleo-Globalist. NWO illuminati jews make a one world government that will turn us all back into spear-chucking hunter-gatherers.
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>Islamic Globalist
Creates an Islamic international banking system that gives out loans on the condition that countries implement Sharia law.
>Bolshevik Transhumanist
Want to engineer Robocop to hunt down kulaks.
>Anti-Monarchist
Monarchism in reverse. All of society gets to rule over a single person called the 'gnik'.
>Queer Pan-Transhumanist
The world must join in a grand cybernetic bisexual cyborg-orgy, uniting humanity into a single conscious mass of sex toys, microchips and pulsating human flesh.
>Esoteric Ethno-Accelerationist
Race mixing should be encouraged in order to create the perfect brownish human being. This person will contain all of humanity's spirit energy and be in direct contact with the divine.
>Orthodox Primitivist
KACZYNSKI IS A REVISIONIST
>Christian Ethno-Stalinist
As it turns out, Stalin is his own ethnicity, everyone who isn't Stalin deserves to be expelled from the Holy Land of Russia. And then expel all depictions of Stalin because that's idolatry which is against Christianity. Russia becomes a massive unused landmass, no one is ever allowed in.
>Islamic Crypto-Futurist
Bladerunner, but with sharia law.
>Esoteric Transhumanist
Everyone becomes cyborgs to kill the Demiurge.
>Esoteric Techno-Primitivist
People live a calm rural lifestyle culturally, but with high tech equipment and fully automated small-scale communal nano-manufactories providing refined goods and items. Most advanced things are tended to and operated by priests, who know the sacred languages and rituals to handle the machiee spirits.
The machine and all knowledge around it is treated as sacred magic, which must be treated with restrained respect.
>Conservative Techno-Transhumanist
Wants to augment human capacities only using technology that already exist. Has a smartphone in his ass that he operates with his sphincter muscles. If you call him he farts at you in morse code.
>Paleo-Maoist
Maybe he was killing the sparrows to bring back peterosaurs.
Post-colonial Techno-Thatcherism
In this system flat tax is fully established, healthcare and transport is privatized. The police will be supplied with armed or spy drones. They also get electrocution beating sticks for suppressing protests by prole scum and the like. Ah, colonial crimes also are officially ignored and the state ignores all responsibility to the countries they invaded, occupied and robbed...Half-life 2 in other words.
Creates an Islamic international banking system that gives out loans on the condition that countries implement Sharia law.
>Bolshevik Transhumanist
Want to engineer Robocop to hunt down kulaks.
>Anti-Monarchist
Monarchism in reverse. All of society gets to rule over a single person called the 'gnik'.
>Queer Pan-Transhumanist
The world must join in a grand cybernetic bisexual cyborg-orgy, uniting humanity into a single conscious mass of sex toys, microchips and pulsating human flesh.
>Esoteric Ethno-Accelerationist
Race mixing should be encouraged in order to create the perfect brownish human being. This person will contain all of humanity's spirit energy and be in direct contact with the divine.
>Orthodox Primitivist
KACZYNSKI IS A REVISIONIST
>Christian Ethno-Stalinist
As it turns out, Stalin is his own ethnicity, everyone who isn't Stalin deserves to be expelled from the Holy Land of Russia. And then expel all depictions of Stalin because that's idolatry which is against Christianity. Russia becomes a massive unused landmass, no one is ever allowed in.
>Islamic Crypto-Futurist
Bladerunner, but with sharia law.
>Esoteric Transhumanist
Everyone becomes cyborgs to kill the Demiurge.
>Esoteric Techno-Primitivist
People live a calm rural lifestyle culturally, but with high tech equipment and fully automated small-scale communal nano-manufactories providing refined goods and items. Most advanced things are tended to and operated by priests, who know the sacred languages and rituals to handle the machiee spirits.
The machine and all knowledge around it is treated as sacred magic, which must be treated with restrained respect.
>Conservative Techno-Transhumanist
Wants to augment human capacities only using technology that already exist. Has a smartphone in his ass that he operates with his sphincter muscles. If you call him he farts at you in morse code.
>Paleo-Maoist
Maybe he was killing the sparrows to bring back peterosaurs.
Post-colonial Techno-Thatcherism
In this system flat tax is fully established, healthcare and transport is privatized. The police will be supplied with armed or spy drones. They also get electrocution beating sticks for suppressing protests by prole scum and the like. Ah, colonial crimes also are officially ignored and the state ignores all responsibility to the countries they invaded, occupied and robbed...Half-life 2 in other words.
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Radical Liberal Conservative
Kick muslims out of your country, become a transgender politician, condemn yourself for doing it, punch yourself for being a nazi and kill mexicans. Repeat.
Jewish Platformist
Kick muslims out of your country, become a transgender politician, condemn yourself for doing it, punch yourself for being a nazi and kill mexicans. Repeat.
Jewish Platformist
psyops86
kiwifarms.net
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Catholic Anarcho-Feminist
The only laws we need are the word of God and pussy power.
The only laws we need are the word of God and pussy power.
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Islamic Neo-Zionist
I support the creation of a Jewish state. That way, they’ll all be congregated in one spot and easy to attack.
I support the creation of a Jewish state. That way, they’ll all be congregated in one spot and easy to attack.
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>Islamic Anarcho-Capitalist
Allah is Mullah
>Post-Colonial Anarcha-Capitalist
that Robert Heinlein novel
>Catholic Techno-Maoist
Rural Catholics wage protracted people's war with lasers and robots.
Islamic Egoist
everything is a spook except for Allah
>Christian Crypto-Transhumanist
Believe in turning themselves into angels with technology. This in other words.
>Esoteric Anarcho-Environmentalist
Allah is Mullah
>Post-Colonial Anarcha-Capitalist
that Robert Heinlein novel
>Catholic Techno-Maoist
Rural Catholics wage protracted people's war with lasers and robots.
Islamic Egoist
everything is a spook except for Allah
>Christian Crypto-Transhumanist
Believe in turning themselves into angels with technology. This in other words.
>Esoteric Anarcho-Environmentalist
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"Islamic Traditionalist"
This is like legitimately the definition of 9/11 I think.
"Libertarian Nationalist"
Oh no... I think it's me.
This is like legitimately the definition of 9/11 I think.
"Libertarian Nationalist"
Oh no... I think it's me.
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