If a vampire bites an FBI agent...

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Would he then get backwards infected by the Fed?

More importantly, would the vampire now glow as well?

THE MIND BOGGLES

 

[Distant Ranger]

Dracula would get AIDS. Then the fed would educate him on Chicano feminism.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They will both be lonely and not have any vampire friends because their glow would be so bright it would give the other vampires a PTSD attack reminding them of dawn.

 

[Retink]

They both glow as they combust from their own light. It's poetic irony.

 

[SevenEightNine]

That's how morgellons happens.

 

[incelistan]

Feds are people who are bitten by vampires, and start to sparkle. This is where they get their reputation for glowing.

The vampire's bite transforms them into Batman.

 

[Shidoen]

Who’s to say the vampire isn’t in on a fed op to get rid of a rat? Maybe all vampires are feds extracting blood so they can figure out how to utilize the gay gene?