If cars could talk, what would they say?

[Skitarii]

Vroom vroom motherfucker

 

[Vampirella]

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[HONK HONK]

and when in a panic: Car alarm @Sound Effect - YouTube

 

[GreenKeyvee]

"I killed those Christmas revellers...and I'd do it again!!!"

 

[Cyclonus]

Get the fuck out of me you human parasites.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Vroom vroom

 

[The Last Stand]

Female driver:

Check my tire pressure, please.