If conscripted, would you go?

[National Defense Advocate]

War were declared, the United States and her allies are now in a state of Total War against the People's Republic of China and the Islamic Republic of Iran.

In order to ensure a continuous stream of replacements and reinforcements, the War Department was enacted selected conscription for single males, aged 25 to 30. If casualties mount, this may be lowered.
Your letter has just arrived in the mail. What do you do?

 

[not william stenchever]

Perhaps I would comply if war were declared on aliens from outer space.

 

[Idiotron]

No and I honestly don't think many people would go.
Those who declared the war can go fight, I'm good.
I'll go hang out in prison with all the other cool people who refused to die for the military industrial complex.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I'd probably go for the money, but I wouldn't do much.

 

[Hellwalker]

Move to Mexico.

 

[Mac Monster]

I would throw that shit in the garbage. I've got more important things to do than die in some pointless war.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

In order to ensure a continuous stream of replacements and reinforcements, the War Department was enacted selected conscription for single males, aged 25 to 30. If casualties mount, this may be lowered.

Suck it you young'uns! While you're dying in a desert or rice paddy I'll be at home still not be making it with hot mid to late 20 year olds!

 

[Schwarzwald]

While you were having sex with your Chinese mail order bride, I studied the blade.

While you were watching TikTok, I studied the blade.

While you were texting girls on your Chinese-made iPhone, I studied the blade.

While you were driving to parties on a tank of Iranian oil, I studied the blade.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

 

[Towoman]

Im really looking forward to the next great war because fighting age men in my country have never been less conscription material.
So yea i would get conscripted but only to enjoy the shitshow and i'd obviously just break my leg if the meat grinder called for me.

 

[Farsided]

Anyone showing up to pick me would make my victory garden so bountiful. Imagine the size of those tomatoes with NATO's finest as fertilizers.

Joke aside, anyone who would go along is already military
I can't imagine the literal hell that it would be being stuck in the Zoomers squad, getting arty shells on your ass all day because they can't keep themselves from updating their /WWIII subreddit.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Fuck no!

Phone me when the red chinese army is marching towards smallville USA.

I'll be in Canada/University/Prison or on vacation in Paris.

 

[Toothp!ck]

I'd say I'm too lazy to fight for this country like Vivek and Elon said. Let's send them and the H1s to die for the country they claim to love so much since Indians are the Superior people

 

[Farsided]

I'd say I'm too lazy to fight for this country like Vivek and Elon said. Let's send them and the H1s to die for the country they claim to love so much since Indians are the Superior people

A tank manned by 'Jeets is one hell of gas chamber.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I mean if those numbers are right I'm outside the age range, but... I guess I'd probably go. The military is so desperate for cybersecurity guys I could probably get away with murder.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

lmao, imagine being young enough to get drafted. rofl.
but hypothetically if i were to get conscripted, i wouldn't go. id claim religious exceptions.

 

[the clap]

Dying for Israel is gay

 

[Mad Hunter]

I'll do the deadbeat father strategy. I guess we all know my answer.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Dying in Israel side by side with a brave Indian soldier. Its both beautiful and poetic. I would go for that experience alone.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Some of you niggas have absolutely no faith in your ability to not die.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'm waaaaaaaaaaay outside the conscription age range, but if some unforeseen catastrophe resulted in my demographic being conscripted - fuck it, why not. I've always wondered what it would be like to shoot at people