If conscripted, would you go?

Would you go if conscripted?

  • Yes

    Votes: 10 13.3%

  • No

    Votes: 65 86.7%
  • Total voters
    75
Hey,
Basically, I'm just not going (the war!!!)
I'm sorry!!!!! UGH, I know...... I know.....
It's just that. Im not going.
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Monolith said:
Anyways, I'd go to war against India.
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i didnt consider that, i was thinking more realistic wars. if in an hypothetical situation trump gets tired of elon and his H1Bs and declares total pajeet death then im volunteering, dont need to conscript me for that. ill happily go over there and redeem as many jeets as i can.

now the question is, what branch and what job would give me the opportunity to redeem the most jeets? assuming nukes arnt used, im thinking drone operator; dropping hellfire missles from a predator drone onto jeet locations and truck columns would probably give me the highest K/D ratio i could realisticaly acheive.
 
The users on the forum who know more sophisticated OSINT would probably be pulled aside and asked to work with one of the many intelligence agencies as analysts.
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I think I could get an exemption because my head is very large and they probably don't have helmets my size (also I'm too old)
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If only you knew how many dudes in the military are nicknamed "big-head".

The Freak Brothers have all you faggots covered.
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No worries nigga you can stay at home and smoke a doobie. Wars cancelled. Nobody wants to pay for your shit (training, housing, medical, etc.)

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There was once a time I wanted to enlist just like a lot of my family did. Thankfully, I was convinced not to. Seeing what the government really is makes me feel overwhelming gratitude to my friends and family for intervening when I graduated high school. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I had gotten a limb blown off just so kid diddlers, sodomites, and degenerate marxists could live in comfort.

I live only a couple of hours from Mexico, know Spanish, and already spend quite a lot of time in Monterrey for business reasons. I don't like Chinese bugmen, and I like Iranian pedo-worshippers even less, but I those are the enemies I can see. The enemies within are what I really hate. The only way you get me to join is if you pay me more than my current prospects and we ignore the international law so I can create my own Persian and Chinese side harem.
 
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SmugAutist said:
There was once a time I wanted to enlist just like a lot of my family did. Thankfully, I was convinced not to. Seeing what the government really is makes me feel overwhelming gratitude to my friends and family for intervening when I graduated high school. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I had gotten a limb blown off just so kid diddlers, sodomites, and degenerate marxists could live in comfort.

I live only a couple of hours from Mexico, know Spanish, and already spend quite a lot of time in Monterrey for business reasons. I don't like Chinese bugmen, and I like Iranian pedo-worshippers even less, but I those are the enemies I can see. The enemies within are what I really hate. The only way you get me to join is if you pay me more than my current prospects and we ignore the international law so I can create my own Persian and Chinese side harem.
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i too wanted to join when i was younger and am so glad i didnt. not only would being in the military suck, but i dont see any country on earth worth dying for. none of them share my values or beliefs.

Barry Williams said:
I will suck a dick ass to mouth to completion
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careful, that kind of thing is what gets you promoted in the modern american army.

e: spelling.
 
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Iran and China are morally superior to the West and their self-hating degeneracy so nah, I wouldn't bother. I'd rather enjoy prison than put myself in danger for the scumbags in Washington and Tel-Aviv who have colonized this country.

Beside, why would they want someone who openly hates them when people like @WelperHelper99 are eager to volunteer?
 
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