If Daniel Larson was a vampire in the world of Vampire: The Masquerade, what would he do?

[Gorgar]

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[Rick Nekieta]

He'd blow the masquerade in 6 minutes flat and Hunters would get him within the hour.

 

[parsnip]

I don't know anything about Daniel Larson but I'm excited to see someone mention vampire the masquerade. I played it a million years ago when I was a little nerdling.

 

[Dropsies]

He would be a nosferatu so probably just hang out in the sewers and eat rats, not much room for lolcow antics.

 

[Paradox Mystic]

He would be one of those sloppy pity embraces neonates do when they fuck up big time. Hear me out okay, he'd be embraced by some pretentious Malkavian neonate who seethes wishing they were a Toreador (Who more fitting to embrace a lolcow than a potential lolcow?). It would be one of those fuck up moments where the person is desperate for blood so they end up draining the first person available, then of course they don't want to degenerate so they embrace him and flee town before he can realize what is going on.

Then thinblooded Daniel would either do his usual antics until the Sun wiped him off the face of the Earth or he'd manage to find somewhere to shelter temporarily, and some neonate coterie somewhere would be tasked with covering up his masquerade breaches and either killing him or staking him and abandoning his body somewhere unlikely to be dug up anytime soon.

 

[stares at error messages]

Suck people's blood. Talk about needing housing and how bob is not helping enough. He'd constantly lust after Grace Vander Wall and how he and her are perfect vampire soul mates.

 

[Jason Wynn]

He’d be a thinblood, one of the pussy vampires with very little power that the other vampires kick around

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

he would ge just a ghoul, he is ugly but not Nosferatu ugly, Malkavian implies some forsight to the madness anf he clearly has none.
so he is the ghoul, whos though i dont know

 

[Forever A Loner]

I've never played Vampire: The Masquerade, but I imagine he's bomb you!

 

[souschef]

He'd use his powers to dine and dash more efficiently