If DSP Competed In... - Hypothetical Scenarios

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I unironically think Phil has an extremely high level of untapped natural potential at this and could be a consistently top-ranked competitor with almost no effort. . .like literally just stand in front of the mic breath, laugh, and REE incoherently about lag
 
American Idol.

Just one of those really awkward/painful/cringe ones where the judges just stare at him while he does his shitty falsetto singing to some videogame music nobody knows.
 
American Idol.

Just one of those really awkward/painful/cringe ones where the judges just stare at him while he does his shitty falsetto singing to some videogame music nobody knows.
Imagine the ego damage control afterwards. "I myself am a former American idol TV Contestant. I was the top male singer with gout from the Seattle area"
 
DSP tries it: commanding the american army.
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I would like to see DSP in the Apprentice hosted by president Donald Trump, just the idea of seeing Phil having to solve marketing tasks or do buisiness deal in a live format with Trump there yellibg at him woyld be amazing..
 
I want to see DSP on a serious quiz show like University Challenge or Mastermind, maybe put him on a team with LTG, give him a monetary incentive to win so he gets exasperated when he doesn't know the answer to any of the questions.
 
I would like to see DSP in the Apprentice hosted by president Donald Trump, just the idea of seeing Phil having to solve marketing tasks or do buisiness deal in a live format with Trump there yellibg at him woyld be amazing..
Phil...you make low energy probably dead jeb look full of high energy. SAD! you're deported.
 
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