If Fossil Feuls Are Racist, Then Why Are They Black?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Think about it. Crude oil is black and can range from clear, yellow, to red, and brown. All the oils of color (OOCs) must outnumber the clear mayonnaise oil. Also, since the dinosaurs and other living prehistoric organisms created fossil feels, does that make them racist too? Since we are racist, when we turn into fossil feuls, will we oppress evolved megasquid and/or aliens?

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Get yourself a girlfriend.

 

[Penis Drager]

Fossil fuels aren't made of dinosaurs. Oil is primarily aquatic algae and coal is trees and shit while natural gas is a decay byproduct.
And yes, all of those things are racist.

 

[mr.moon1488]

They're black because they're only useful when burned.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Fossil fetuses

 

[R00T]

Newfag here lemme lay it on you:
We call them fuels of color now bigot.

 

[Solid Snek]

Newfag here lemme lay it on you:
We call them fuels of color now bigot.

I still remember when, if you called a fuel "coloured", you were a racist. Now we have to call them coloured again, or else we're racist.

What happened to "I don't see the color of fuel" and "we are ALL fuel, standing together in harmony. One Fuel, One Love"?

 

[Dysnomia]

Dinosaurs hated black people. That's why everyone in Bedrock was white.