If global warming is real, how come there's snow everywhere right now?

[wry wrangler]

Checkmate, athiests.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It's cLiMaTe cHaNgE now

 

[Knight of the Rope]

 

[Kenya Jones]

We would get -0 degree (Fahrenheit) weather constantly every winter (sometimes down to -30) but the last 2 years (and so far this winter) we have not had a single day in the single digits, hell last year (and again this winter) we didn't see a single day in the teens.

 

[Shidoen]

Because every snowflake is the droplet from an Angel’s dick tip.

 

[Creep3r]

Global Warming and Nuclear Winter are literally propaganda campaigns by the Miser Brothers to bankrupt one another.

Spoiler

 

[wry wrangler]

We would get -0 degree (Fahrenheit) weather constantly every winter (sometimes down to -30) but the last 2 years (and so far this winter) we have not had a single day in the single digits, hell last year (and again this winter) we didn't see a single day in the teens.

I've read this post several times and I still don't know what you're trying to say.

 

[Marche]

if its not real how come its hot right now in Australia?

 

[Tor Lugosi]

it's not snow, it's ash

the final solution to the ginger problem has started and the ovens are working overtime

 

[Jewthulhu]

I'm hoping when global warming climate change does come all the Canadians will melt.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Al Gore correctly predicted in 2000 that by 2015, Florida will be completely submerged under water due to global warming.

I chose to fully believe that and ignore all the facts.

 

[Xenomorph]

Al Gore correctly predicted in 2000 that by 2015, Florida will be completely submerged under water due to global warming.

I chose to fully believe that and ignore all the facts.

Still here bitches!

 

[The Spice boi]

if its not real how come its hot right now in Australia?

It's actually been kinda cold lately.

But cold is like 18 Celsius lol

 

[Just A Butt]

it's like 70° out
that's almost 22 in caveman terms!

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Some years I've been buried in 8 feet of snow by Christmas. This year was a green one with no snow whatsoever. Fuck polar bears; I love global warming.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Lol snow here is comfy

 

[despair inducing fish]

"Global warming is real because.. Well B-because I said so!!!"

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

global warming is fake and gay and was a product of donald trump taking a big shit outside.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Al Gore correctly predicted in 2000 that by 2015, Florida will be completely submerged under water due to global warming.

I chose to fully believe that and ignore all the facts.

It did drown.

In methamphetamine.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No snow for me. Been the least snowy winter in years. Feel like I angered the snow god.