If God is truly all-powerful, then could he take a shit so massive that not even his heavenly throne is able to flush it?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Checkmate, atheists.

*vapes*

 

[OrionBalls]

He created you, didn't He?

 

[Obstacle]

If God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent, then why is it necessary for me to wash regularly?
If God is omnipotent, then he should be able to do something about the smell.
If God is not aware of the smell, then he is not omniscient.
And if God does not care about the smell, then he is not omnibenevolent.
I call this "The problem of bathing".

 

[Character from a movie]

He obviously has a super-duper celestial megatoilet that can flush even the biggest turds

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

God has a celestial poop knife

 

[parsnip]

If God exists then why am I so retarded

 

[TroonsDid911]

How do you think India was made.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If he want to shit he can
If he wants it to be massive it will be
If he wants the toilet to not be able to handle it it won't
It is his will

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

If he want to shit he can
If he wants it to be massive it will be
If he wants the toilet to not be able to handle it it won't
It is his will

That is… disturbing.