If 'gormless' means lacking intelligence, does 'gorm' mean smart?

A gorm was a type of robe fastener worn around the hip, like those used by monks. Being "gormless" meant that one was so inattentive that you'd not notice that something obvious was missing, like one's gorm.
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It seems that gorm means the same thing as gormless. That makes no sense. I hate this world.

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Wait what. Gorm also means sticky substance, from coom. Nevermind, this world delivers once again!
 
Merriam-Webster said:
Gormless began life as the English dialect word gaumless, which was altered to the modern spelling when it expanded into wider use in the late 19th century. The origins of gaumless are easy to understand; the word derives from a combination of the dialect noun gaum, meaning "attention" or "understanding," and the suffix -less. Gaum also functions as a verb in some dialects, where it means "to pay attention to" and "to understand." An unrelated verb gaum means "to behave in a stupid or awkward manner." There's also a noun gaum, meaning "a stupid doltish person." But none of these are as commonly used nowadays as gormless, which itself is most frequently seen in British English.
 
When I think of Gormless, I think of Kit Harrington AKA Jon Snu cause his acting sucks donkey balls
 
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