If Hitler had a cat, what would he name it?

[lowenergy]

Miezi. Equivalent to “kitty” in German.

 

[Wingnut]

Nein Lives

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Amogus sus sneed cum

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

Catler

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The Feline Solution

or

Furred Reich

 

[JambledUpWords]

Taydolf Swiftler

 

[MrJokerRager]

Anne Frank

 

[Jason Wynn]

Josef Meowgele

 

[Super Sad Smile]

Zyclaw B

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Frau Kuntzsler
Oder
Mein kleine frau

 

[Billy Beer]

Meowsolini because mussolini was a pussy

 

[Plank]

https://www.thoughtco.com/german-names-for-pets-haustiernamen-4070315

German Cat Names​

Just as with dogs, there are some typical, clichéd names for cats. The German equivalent of "kitty" is Mieze or Miezekatze (pussycat). Muschi is a very common cat name, but since it carries all the same meanings as "pussy" in English, you need to be careful about throwing it into a German conversation. But there's nothing wrong with the word as a name for your cat.


One top-10 list of cat names in German ranked the following feline appellations: Felix, Minka, Moritz, Charly, Tiger (tee-gher), Max, Susi, Lisa, Blacky, and Muschi, in that order. Some lists also include names for couples or pairs (Pärchen), such as Max und Moritz (from the Wilhelm Busch stories), Bonnie und Clyde or Antonius und Kleopatra.

 

[Large]

Susi

When the cat is sus!