If I invent a new fetish, can I patent it?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I want to become a millionaire off the back of this novel sexual deviancy I created.

 

[MadStan]

Stupidity has already been taken. Try again.

 

[Squishie PP]

Looks like you can: https://patents.google.com/patent/US7608037B2/en?q=(Sybian)&oq=Sybian

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

patents only last 20 years

https://henry.law/blog/whats-the-difference-between-patent-and-trade-secret/

 

[Axiom.]

We didn't need a patent to use it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I heard you can even patent a dance or catchphrases (which is insane), so why not?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Stupidity has already been taken. Try again.

There's still some new fetishes out there, I bet 5 bucks.

 

[PonderosaPete]

How about Hexakosioihexekontahexaphilia?

 

[dick brain]

Buddy there are people with fetishes for things that literally can't even happen. The only way you're inventing a new fetish is by inventing a new product and being the first to fuck it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

too bad kiwi dildos are already on the market ...

 

[Pruto]

If there's a valuable lesson I learned from childhood, it's that you never invented the new fetish you thought you invented.

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

Good luck

 

[We Are The Witches]

Not the fetish itself, but maybe some contraption/tool/design/etc for enhancing the experience of said fetish. That should be doable.