If I sneak into a zoo's gorilla enclosure and fuck the gorilla would it count as fucking a nigger?

Oh boy, you're so naive. You'd be pegged by alpha male gorilla, no females for ya. :story:
That or it'll go one of two other ways:

1. Try to rape the silverback=Silverback beats the shit out of you.
2. Try to rape the younger males or any females=Silverback beats the shit out of you.

All roads lead to having the shit beaten out of you by the 600lb troop leader.
 
That depends:
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To answer OP, what's the difference?
Nah, the gorilla would probably just take one look at your sad little dingle, laugh his ass off and then go sit down somewhere and scratch his nuts.
Don't worry, if you have a second belly button you can always compensate by practicing and improving upon your oral sex skills.

Not sure I'd want to practice on a big hairy primate with dubious hygiene but your preferences are your own.
 
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