If I told you to suck my entire cock, how difficult do you think it would be for you?

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I'm not sure. Please post a picture of said penis so we can judge.

 

[Creep3r]

I will not indulge in animal abuse.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

I will not indulge in animal abuse.
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Thank you for being concerned.

 

[RubberbandMan]

Test out how big it is by fucking yourself.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

Test out how big it is by fucking yourself.

I lack the general flexibility for this.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Listen I didn't purchase the latest dyson not to test it out on human flesh LET'S GO

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

Listen I didn't purchase the latest dyson not to test it out on human flesh LET'S GO

Don't be so quick to dispose of the flesh! Many important creatures need the nourishment!

 

[Constellationzero]

Imma need you to post a photo of your Penoir, good sir. Please follow these guidelines to ensure accurate assessment of the length and girth of your Penoir:

Use something for scale. Acceptable objects are: Arizona Iced Tea can, Ruler, Tape Measure, 20 oz soda bottle (your choice), Ballpark Frank. Please ensure your measuring/comparison device is placed beside the Penoir in full view of the camera.

You will be disqualified if you press said object into your gunt or attempt to measure from your taint like Romeo Rose.

Good Luck, sir.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Imma need you to post a photo of your Penoir, good sir. Please follow these guidelines to ensure accurate assessment of the length and girth of your Penoir:

Use something for scale. Acceptable objects are: Arizona Iced Tea can, Ruler, Tape Measure, 20 oz soda bottle (your choice), Ballpark Frank. Please ensure your measuring/comparison device is placed beside the Penoir in full view of the camera.

You will be disqualified if you press said object into your gunt or attempt to measure from your taint like Romeo Rose.

Good Luck, sir.

It's perfectly fair to add inches by measuring from the asshole, disqualifying over that is some bullshit.

 

[judge claude frollo]

What is the flavor? Is it organic? Home grown or store bought?

 

[Mambamia]

That would depend, am I horny? What time at night? Usually around 12am to 3am I get a bit cock hungry.
I've always wanted to slowly deep throat a cock, and swallow up everything shooting out with my lips completely locked at the base of the shaft, carefully taking big gulps after another while sucking the remaining sperm fluid out of the urethra. I'd probably keep sucking a bit after for a little cock torture for my amusement. You'll probably end up beating my grinning face in just to get me off there.

Maybe when I'm sucking you off you could slide your hand down my back under my nightgown and finger my butt a bit, while I rub myself down there. I've also wanted to suck cock while I sat on their face with my butthole getting sucked.

The difficulty comes depending on the taste and quantity of your sperm. I hope you haven't been eating too many carbs!

 

[GHTD]

I'll do you one better.

Post a video cooming to Null's picture. Faggot.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The fact that absolutely none of you discussed the difficulty of fulfilling his request because you're not gay is illuminating.