If I use a dildo does that make me still a virgin?

[soda pimp]

I get horny before my period and I want to use a dildo. Will it break my hymen? Will it make me bleed since I'm still a virgin?

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

It makes you gay

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

NO HYMEN, NO FUCKING DIAMOND!!!!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if you use a sex toy before having actual sex then it makes you a double virgin. (note: this is a bad thing)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just use an external vibrator, and put a towel down first; your uterus is trying to prank you.

 

[dick brain]

Just marry your dildo idiot. Then it's not a sin.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

we must cauterize your labia and clitoris with acid, it's the only way to be safe

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

No and yes, plastic is the new flesh. Also the EULA says abortion isn't an option if you're carrying a teflon baby. Enjoy motherhood 2.0.

 

[Towoman]

satisfying yourself using phallic shaped objects is obviously gay and you should sign up for you local gas chamber faggot