If I wanted to destroy the moon, what would it take?

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Probably some kind of extradition order and a word in a Clintons ear then oh no mr moon shot himself in the face 56 times with a double barrel shotgun and set himself on fire in a ditch in the desert how could this have happened?
 
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From what I gathered, your are gonna need:
A really big robot with the soul of your mother trapped inside and a very very long spear.
Alternatively, you could get blasted with weird radiations and being imbued with a power that will soon turn you into a monster and destroy you.
 
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Elbow Greased Strength said:
I think it would be a lot easier to just blow up the moon rather than go through such an involved process.

Also - take out those Martian moons too. Hate those little bastards.
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it's laughable to even call those things "moons", chinks have bigger dongs than those thing.
 
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amateur professional lurk said:
it's laughable to even call those things "moons", chinks have bigger dongs than those thing.
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I feel like Mars is the planet that just got cucked by the universe from day one. It was too small to keep its dyanmo going so it lost its magnetosphere and it was too small to keep plate tectonics and volcanism going so it just gradually lost its atmosphere to space.

And of course, once again, it's too small so it loses all of its water and oxygen to space through Jeans escape.

From the beginning it was inevitably doomed to failure and those shitty looking moons are a testament to that fact.
 
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Elbow Greased Strength said:
I feel like Mars is the planet that just got cucked by the universe from day one. It was too small to keep its dyanmo going so it lost its magnetosphere and it was too small to keep plate tectonics and volcanism going so it just gradually lost its atmosphere to space.

And of course, once again, it's too small so it loses all of its water and oxygen to space through Jeans escape.

From the beginning it was inevitably doomed to failure and those shitty looking moons are a testament to that fact.
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it's the beta virgin of planets.
jupiter being the sigma male of the solar system. has so many moons orbit it's belt it doesnt know what to do with them, has so much mass from it's huge gains that it is almost a failed star, and it has a history of stopping shit from getting into the inner solar system due to it's absolute massive gravity field. it's the definition of a absolute unit. also cucked a planet so hard it self destructed in rage and formed the asteroid belt.
 
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