If it was your last day to live on Earth, how would you go out?

[Jonah Hill poster]

Never had a near-death experience, but how would you imagine your last day on Earth?

 

[The Pink Panther]

rape

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm not doing this alone.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It'd be uninteresting like every other day.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I'd probably go out with my best friend. Get some Applebee's, then watch my world end.

 

[Richard Harrow]

Side-by-side with my wife on horseback with a lip full of Copenhagen.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Probably doing something mundane like work or something.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If I could plan it, I'd go out fucking some 10/10 skinny bitches with half a can of Copenhagen in my mouth.

I'd probably have had laid waste to my landlord's bmw with a golf club finishing with taking a shit in the drivers seat.

Also I might try to squeeze in something food related.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I'd do all the illegal things that society and the government doesn't want me to do

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If I had a choice it would involve a Dodge Charger w/426 Hemi roaring down Highway 1 in Cali

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I'm not sure but I've thought about it quite a bit over the last few eight or so years. Sometimes I'm afraid that if I knew that the end was coming I'd become a monster and give in to the anger I've been festering for most of my life. I think that's what scares me the most, not what would happen to me but rather what I might do to others.

 

[MrWhoDat]

I'm not sure but I've thought about it quite a bit over the last few eight or so years. Sometimes I'm afraid that if I knew that the end was coming I'd become a monster and give in to the anger I've been festering for most of my life. I think that's what scares me the most, not what would happen to me but rather what I might do to others.

Glownigs roll out, alert level incel, have him tracked and backtraced, you dun goofed kid, consequences will never be the same

 

[Red Hood]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

If I knew it was my last day, I'd probably do a lot of drugs, watch my favorite movies, and smoke a few of my very finest cigars.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Unfortunately I lived but what I did was shitpost on the farms the whole day and then make a shitty pity thread, like a true man would've.

 

[Wraith]

Except for any grandkids I have or whatever, everyone I know and love would have died before me years ago, so... spending time in prayer giving God the glory for getting me through all the horrifying hell evil people put me through, then eating a pound of bacon with diet coke (gotta watch your figure to look good in the casket,) various favorite candy and watching whatever ends up being my favorite animu / show after all those years. Who knows what it'll end up being, I have a long time ahead of me. Oh and washing my black robe with hoodie with extra fabric softener so I smell good when I pass.

 

[Chan Fan]

Turn off my cell phone, double my meds and spend the day being carefree

 

[LordofTendons]

Make mad shitposts, get stoned and watch Wrath of Khan until I exit.

 

[Mr Himmler]

I’d finally ask my crush to prom

 

[Pissmaster]

Steal the loudest car I can find, get whacked out of my mind on coke and drive around random suburbs blasting Ram Ranch as loud as possible at 3am