If Joshua Moon died, what would you expect to be the cause of death?

[GratsTheat783]

You look up, your eyes adjusting to the light of the monitor contrasted with the darkness of your room. Wiping away your tears, you can't believe it. Joshua Moon was found dead. You stare in disbelief. Joshua Moon was found dead. You scroll down the page, acknowledging the words of the article yet the meaning of them you cannot focus on. Joshua Moon was found dead.

What do you expect to be the cause of death?

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Fecal impaction (cheese)

 

[Buck Breaker]

goosh goosh'd

 

[lester]

Amused to death

 

[Laburnum]

Killed by the drastic change in climate

 

[Pagan Min]

A massive explosion where he lives. The authorities claim it was a gas leak, but we all know it was a bomb planted by his nemesis...


You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

 

[Cat tit bingo]

This scenario but talking to a fed or vet.

 

[soup peddler]

I suspect that if the trannies find his address they are going to try to constantly swat him until something bad happens

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Hypertension

 

[DavidS877]

Crushed by a giant wheel of cheese.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Jokes aside I'm worried about what's gonna happen to him if trannies find his dox. He probably has to turn his house into a fortress

I remember one stream where he mentioned he basically EMPs all the stuff he gets in case someone decided to put a tracking device in something, so no electronics.

If he wasn't joking, that sort of paranoia will get to you after a while.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

no gf

 

[crackers breakfast]

electrocuting himself while trying to make blockland kf server

 

[Banquet Meal]

benzo overdose

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Old age, he must suffer as long as possible so we may sneed for a long time to come!

 

[IDontLikeLiberals]

Smothered by BBW while having sex.

 

[GratsTheat783]

I remember one stream where he mentioned he basically EMPs all the stuff he gets in case someone decided to put a tracking device in something, so no electronics.

How does he do that?

 

[draggs]

Stroke caused by chronic high blood pressure caused by diabetes

tldr fat

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

His heart will explode because it got filled with too much love.

 

[parsnip]

fucked too many moms in a mom fucking competition against bossman and died of exhaustion

 

[gamerweeb1]

Choking on Trump’s orange cock