if Kengel had a million dollars who is the first cow he would get to move in with him?

[Just A Butt]

titty

 

[Xenomorph]

all of a &n

 

[Thumb Butler]

Sockness. They would bond over Chris.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I actually think Sockness is a good bet, obviously assuming he couldn't get Chris.

He'd want them to be as popular as possible so he could get attention by proxy, but still autistic and helpless enough that he could identify with and understand them, so it would have to be someone in the Chris sphere who's both a monumental idiot and needs a place to live. That basically only leaves Sockness.

 

[Xenomorph]

@BlueSpark

 

[BlueSpark]

@BlueSpark

Explain pls

 

[Xenomorph]

Explain pls

Because Kengle would be afraid of your crystal skull but also sexually aroused.

 

[Aunt Marge]

Lorne Armstrong

 

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@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Chaos Theorist]

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