if kiwi farms had official game what it would be?

[crackers breakfast]

blockland clone? or something different

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Probably a pokemon clone or a tycoon game. Collect lolcows and gawk at them; maybe with a papparazi minigame

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Basketball because you are all niggers.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Kiwi of Duty Retard Ops

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Some inspiration is already on the Registration page you can see, when you aren't logged in.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It'd be called Pocket Spaghetti.

 

[Xev]

Pin the dong on the tranny

 

[Tablet County]

Zybourne Clock but with the n-word.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Super Kiwi 64 on Steam

Super Kiwi 64 is a 3D-Platformer and Collect-a-Thon, in a low poly late 90s console look.

store.steampowered.com

 

[We Are The Witches]

Someone very talented made me a bunch of minigames for the Secret Santa event, you can download it if you like and play!
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/secret-santa-2023-showcase-thread.178746/post-17400276

 

[crackers breakfast]

Someone very talented made me a bunch of minigames for the Secret Santa event, you can download it if you like and play!
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/secret-santa-2023-showcase-thread.178746/post-17400276

will try later but i meant one full game

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I second the notion of a Pokemon clone.

 

[Neodanthril]

Dwarf fortress because it's all about watching retards fail in hilarious new ways

 

[We Are The Witches]

will try later but i meant one full game

The minigames contribute to the total points you get, so you can play with your family and race for the highest score!

But if you want a more traditional one, a Kiwifarms game could be similar to Pokémon Clover, which is a hack rom of Pokémon filled with a lot of references to Internet memes and 4chan (hence why its logo is a clover). So for Kiwifarms, it would have instead references to transgenderism (even more), lolcows, etc, like maybe DSP would be one gym leader (of greed/gaming), and Austin Peterson of gambling, and have a team that revolves around their quirks.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

What about the TempleOS games made by CrunkLord420? Doesn't get more kiwi than that, right?

 

[crackers breakfast]

What about the TempleOS games made by CrunkLord420? Doesn't get more kiwi than that, right?

might be, can you link them?

 

[soup peddler]

Like that super sonico porn game where you're the cameraman, but instead of a seminude anime waifu, you're photographing genital approximations and pink haired sweating hambeasts

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

might be, can you link them?

Someone put out some interesting TempleOS programming videos, mostly about assembly: https://rumble.com/user/CravenCrypto

I've been working on a new Gaym, inspired by Motherload. Having issues uploading larger images for some reason, here's another: https://kiwifarms.cc/media/e98792418a5a6074634c55caa29ddf4cdfa02f591ea016adf1c6af5f5e7c3dc3.gif
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See thread in quote above.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Depression Quest

 

[Forever A Loner]

If we had an official video game console, it would definitely be called the Kiwii.