If Kiwi Farms was a thing in 1 AD, what would be the most active lolcow thread?

[Colon capital V]

Jesus' Birth Mega Thread, lol

 

[Dill]

Judas fuck that guy

 

[Basil Julep]

With all our doxing skills can you imagine how well documented it would all be?
Edit: OK we they said they were traveling for the census but the state department has released all the numbers and there's no record of a foreign birth for that month!

 

[Retink]

Pontius Pilate is a fed glowie.

 

[Meat Target]

Herod having John the Baptist beheaded at Salome's orders is one of the oldest documented cases of simping, and the only one I know of that lead to someone getting murdered.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Jews thread

 

[Meat Target]

Pontius Pilate is a fed glowie.

So was Herod.

 

[Retink]

So was Herod.

I bet Judas was Mossad, I warned you all.

 

[Justtocheck]

Fuck Tiberius. I still don't get why Nullianus Lunarinus doesn't allow us imperator threads.

 

[Breadbassket]

Jewish Messiah Claimants thread (doesn't even have to include Jesus Christ).

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Herod because he was fat.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

DISCEPTATIO GENERALIS:
Cursed papryi...DCCI

ACTA DIURNA:
Sarmatian v. Bosporan Kingdom War Megathread...MMDCCXII

 

[Skitarii]

Fandom wars thread would be immediately derailed by Judas Maccabeus fans and Leonidas fans sperging over who had the best last stand