If Kiwi Farms was a thing in 3000 B.C, what would be the most active lolcow thread?

[Prophetic Spirit]

I heard the chineses are building a settlement in the middle of the yellow river.

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

The countless, half naked barbarians running through the land, pillaging shit, chucking spears at people, raiding farms, and practicing homosexuality.

 

[Moths]

How grow eating grass?

 

[Skitarii]

Two entire boards dedicated to minoans being cucks and gilgamesh committing ezra miller-level exploits. Probably a few threads in animal control laughing at those proto-indo-european losers having sex with their horses

 

[David Brown]

Probably a few threads in animal control laughing at those proto-indo-european losers having sex with their horses

By the wolf god Kolnos' beard I will not tolerate such an insult, I will strike you down with my spear and my axe

 

[Skitarii]

By the wolf god Kolnos' beard I will not tolerate such an insult, I will strike you down with my spear and my axe

Come at me retarded furry mongol, and I will blind you by Aten's flames

 

[Had]

 

[King Fructose]

Oooga Booga appreciation thread

 

[Retink]

Upper Egyptian Kingdom has "unified" lower Egyptian cuckdom into themselves. What a bunch of dick washers.

 

[Skitarii]

Upper Egyptian Kingdom has "unified" lower Egyptian cuckdom into themselves. What a bunch of dick washers.
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Other way around, Upper Egypt were Nubian gigatyrones