If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow threads would be the most active? - Keeping this thing going...

[Becky McDonald]

If there was a contingent of Britfags on here, there'd absolutely be a thread on Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear in general, starting in 1995 at the latest.

Not because he was a particularly lolcowish figure, but because of how angry he made a lot of the bong population in the '90s, particularly car manufacturers and those that worked for them, as well as the usual green environmentalist type.

The page wouldn't be that hot in the late '90s, but by the '00s it'd be in full swing. Getting pied in the face would probably be worth 5 - 10 pages alone, and he might even warrant a second thread by the time the 2010s rolled around.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

All of the net.legends and usenet.kooks would have their own threads. Serdar Argic, Ludwig Plutonium, Alexander Abian, Elf Sternberg, John Grubor, John_-_Winston, Daniel J. Karnes, Roy Radow, so many others. God, I miss those days.

 

[Muu]

KLF
The Bjork Stalker and that dude who stalked that looney toons actress.

 

[Wormy]

Clinton.

He wouldn't just be living rent free in Thunderdome's head, he'd be redecorating the place and installing track lighting.

 

[Pee Cola]

All of the net.legends and usenet.kooks would have their own threads. Serdar Argic, Ludwig Plutonium, Alexander Abian, Elf Sternberg, John Grubor, John_-_Winston, Daniel J. Karnes, Roy Radow, so many others. God, I miss those days.

Rod Speed would not only have his own thread, but he'd be an active Farmer with a POI tag.

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

Anybody else seen the Matrix. Really good right? and the Wachowksi brothers seem like cool dudes too. I sure hope they stay cool and make tons of great films in the next millennium.

 

[Hambubger]

Suge Knight would be the 90s DSP after 98

 

[Eventide]

I'm surprised no one has said Tammy Faye Bakker (may her heavily make-uped soul rest in peace).

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

The Gallagher brothers would have a thread.

 

[TurdEthics]

GG Allin thread would still be pooping until 1993.

Wesley Willis

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Tommy Tooter's thread would be the oldest thread on the website, going back to the 1960s.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Would Tom Cruise have his own thread? I think the 90s is when he went a bit crazy to lightly put it.

 

[Scipio]

The OJ Simpson murder case would be fantastic.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

The Farms would have formed around David Gonterman instead of Chris

 

[JelloJerk]

Most people are thinking about mainstream media celebrities, but I'm someone like JDR would have a thread with thousands of pages as opposed to ten-ish. There would probably be a lot more focus, or at least a subfourm on, weird websites that you might find while browsing the net, kind of similar to what Something Awful or Portal of Evil had going on.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Most people are thinking about mainstream media celebrities, but I'm someone like JDR would have a thread with thousands of pages as opposed to ten-ish. There would probably be a lot more focus, or at least a subfourm on, weird websites that you might find while browsing the net, kind of similar to what Something Awful or Portal of Evil had going on.

So that one thread in Community Watch would have tons of pictures of Geocities and Angelfire websites.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Two pages in and nobody has mentioned John Wayne Bobbit? I'm disappointed. He got his weiner chopped off by his crazy wife and then did a porno with his reattached cock which from what I heard was really fucked up looking. Weird Al's parodied relevant stories that would have made Kiwifarms.

 

[tehpope]

Happening threads on

• 9/11
• Bush/Gore recount
• Waco
• Ruby Ridge

KLF

Did you hear they burnt a million pounds. Are these guys crazy or what?

 

[Boner Pill]

Bill Cooper.

 

[JelloJerk]

9/11

Registration to the farms would be closed until 2002 about a week after 9/11.