If Kiwi Farms was a video game what kind of game would it be?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Title

 

[Psychotron]

Kiwi Farm kinda gives me cultist simulator vibes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Depression Quest.

 

[Frozen in time]

A wii fit rip off

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Animal Crossing

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

The Simpsons - Hit & Run

 

[BadGoy1488]

Everyone here has ADHD, so i'm going with a hack n' slash, we're over the top and retarded, so i'm thinking a-la Devil May Cry. the exception being we're nowhere near as cool, Devil Trigger is just Autistic screeching and tard strength, call it "showing fangs", and there isn't any hot babes. instead of "Jackpot!" they say "Jullay!". Null's Devil Arm is a large corn stalk that extends and constricts people, called "Tard Wrangler"

 

[Xolanite]

Team Fortress 2

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Deus Ex, but less action and sneaking, and more dialogue.

Deus Ex, but with lolcows sounds like the most autistic game ever and I'm here for it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Habbo Hotel 2?



(pool's closed again?)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

An early 00's edgy RPG Maker game by an angry teen in a trenchcoat.

Certain parts of this site scream "random SJW shovelware from itch.io" though, so let's say it's a compilation.

 

[General Tug Boat]

The Chris Chan Chronicles II- Tom Girl Stories

 

[Retink]

MMO, because when you slay the pigman he drops his purse as your reward.

a dating sim where everyone is autistic and can't stop screaming about how the west can be saved

I must be the tsundere then as I think it's fucked.

 

[Cool Dog]

Its Dead Souls but you see other people getting killed instead

 

[milk]

It would be like Heart's of Iron, with each land mass representing an internet community, and it's factions.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Visual Novel
or Doom-style shooter

 

[Ishtar]

A multi-storyline epic RPG.

No I will not elaborate.