If @Lidl Drip and I performed for Eurovision, what would our act be?

[Catler]

@Lidl Drip and I are going to represent Albania at the next Eurovision, it was unanimously decided in another thread. I'm not very creative though and Lidl is bad at music, so we need some ideas.

I think it would be fun if we could tie in a kiwibird some how, but they aren't native to europe so it seems a bit forced...

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Dick sucking contest, finally proving the homoerotic cat men do it better than feminist harpies.

 

[Lidl Drip]

There is only one way to win with dignity instead of performing something overly sexual or gay.



Tbh I think I would look stunning in this outfit

 

[GaryGray]

Modern rendition of this classic.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Dick sucking contest, finally proving the homoerotic cat men do it better than feminist harpies.

Was there ever a question?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The Aristocrats

 

[Catler]

The Aristocrats

Oh I love this idea. We can both dress up like cats for it and it'll be so kawaii and I'll be so good as O'Malley.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Oh I love this idea. We can both dress up like cats for it and it'll be so kawaii and I'll be so good as O'Malley.

Only if I get to be Toulouse, he is my favorite.