If Null was a girl what would he smell like and dress in? Would you date or pump and dump him?

[Stranger Neighbors]

This is one of the gayest threads I've ever seen. Kill yourselves,faggots.

Convert me back with your dim sum pussy

 

[Nanook Rubs It]

Convert me back with your dim sum pussy

Dim sum pussy so good! It put on sideways! Spread legs make extra happy fun time!

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Girljosh came up in a Yaniv thread a while ago, so I snapchat filtered a bunch of his photos and posted the best one. Here's all of them. View attachment 1001912
Sorry, Null.

Some of tose I would bang, but i wouldn't brag about any of them

 

[Shiversblood]

If null was a girl that would really make life a lot easier for that man.

I am 32 year old. I have noticed that girls who are my own age are way too old for me. I’m no longer interested in girls my own age sexually. Usually they are too fat by the time they get to 32. Even if they are not fat usually they have at least one or two sometimes three kids. (More kids if black but im not looking for black girls) so lots of kids, and they are too mature. The oldest I might be okay with dating is 25 but I would probably prefer to date a 21 year old. 30 and 29 is too mature for me. Also girls get way more picky as they get older. They want a guy with a good job and who has money and his own place. They don’t just want a guy with a job they want a guy with a high paying good job. I don’t have any job. Been more than 10 years since I last worked. And I don’t have my own place. As girls get older they get less attractive but more picky I don’t get that. I’m honestly starting to get to the point where I think ordering a Russian mail order bride who is 18 is the only solution to this difficult question. What do I do?

 

[Rupin]

If null was a girl that would really make life a lot easier for that man.

I am 32 year old. I have noticed that girls who are my own age are way too old for me. I’m no longer interested in girls my own age sexually. Usually they are too fat by the time they get to 32. Even if they are not fat usually they have at least one or two sometimes three kids. (More kids if black but im not looking for black girls) so lots of kids, and they are too mature. The oldest I might be okay with dating is 25 but I would probably prefer to date a 21 year old. 30 and 29 is too mature for me. Also girls get way more picky as they get older. They want a guy with a good job and who has money and his own place. They don’t just want a guy with a job they want a guy with a high paying good job. I don’t have any job. Been more than 10 years since I last worked. And I don’t have my own place. As girls get older they get less attractive but more picky I don’t get that. I’m honestly starting to get to the point where I think ordering a Russian mail order bride who is 18 is the only solution to this difficult question. What do I do?

so basically, you are looking to pull a Lucas Werner?

 

[kendraObscura]

I assumed Null WAS a girl.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

null would smell like that fucking Secret coconut deodorant and would dress in some edgelord hot topic shit. for the 2nd question, I would do neither, I'm a man who likes other men.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

I'd date a female Null and feed her so she gets big and fat.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I wish Null were a woman

 

[marvlouslie]

Why is this a topic.

 

[umami's milk]

he would still smell like asshole napkins. oh wait that's someone else.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Every MATI stream would have a Nikocado Avocado segment instead of chantel.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Strawberry

 

[Apochrypha]

If null was a girl that would really make life a lot easier for that man.

I am 32 year old. I have noticed that girls who are my own age are way too old for me. I’m no longer interested in girls my own age sexually. Usually they are too fat by the time they get to 32. Even if they are not fat usually they have at least one or two sometimes three kids. (More kids if black but im not looking for black girls) so lots of kids, and they are too mature. The oldest I might be okay with dating is 25 but I would probably prefer to date a 21 year old. 30 and 29 is too mature for me. Also girls get way more picky as they get older. They want a guy with a good job and who has money and his own place. They don’t just want a guy with a job they want a guy with a high paying good job. I don’t have any job. Been more than 10 years since I last worked. And I don’t have my own place. As girls get older they get less attractive but more picky I don’t get that. I’m honestly starting to get to the point where I think ordering a Russian mail order bride who is 18 is the only solution to this difficult question. What do I do?

Suck it up and date women your own age. A 21 year old isn't going to fuck you. Settle down and deal with the cards you've been dealt.

 

[Wormy]

I wouldn't fuck that stankhole with a balsa wood stunt dick.

What do I do?

What all incels and loveshys should do; make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun.

 

[JamusActimus]

Suck it up and date women your own age. A 21 year old isn't going to fuck you. Settle down and deal with the cards you've been dealt.

Shiverblood is a 8/10 tho he can get young pussy.