If opposites attract then why do bird of a feather flock together?

[Penis Drager]

???

 

[King Fructose]

I’m not sure.

 

[BlueSpark]

Birds aren't magnetic

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Because every possible sentiment has some short, often rhyming phrase associated with it. There are probably many more contradictions than this one in the zeitgeist of colloquial sentiment.

also birds flock with other birds. the opposite you are attracted to is almost definitely another human... i would hope

 

[Punished Benis]

Because two peas in a pod learned that cleanliness was in hand with godliness and paved the road to hell with good intentions, but didn't realize Rome wasn't built in a day.

 

[AMERICA]

Birds of a feather flock together for protection from predators. Opposites attract to fist-fight each other.

 

[Cyclonus]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Haint]

Birds of a feather flock together for protection from predators. Opposites attract to fist-fight each other.

Birds aren't real.

 

[AMERICA]

Birds aren't real.

That may be true, but the metaphysical concept of birds is real.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

That may be true, but the metaphysical concept of birds is real.

Metaphysics are a spook

 

[Haint]

Metaphysics are a spook

Created by the CIA to gaslight the populace as cover for their avian surveillance drone program.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Stop trying to investigate my cassowary meat operation glowy. It's legal in my area.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if opposites are of a feather?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It’s more polite to have two sayings than to say “Everyone attracts someone except incels”. It’s also not as catchy.

 

[Genesis Does]

If actions speak louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

 

[Shidoen]

Look at Peacocks