If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive person, would he have become Manman instead of Spiderman?

[wry wrangler]

And what would his powers have been?

 

[Vingle]

Shitting the streets.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

 

[Overcast]

I mean, there was a spider that got bit by a radioactive pig and became "Spider-Ham". So anything's possible.

 

[What the shit]

Man-Spider

 

[Dom Cruise]

He would have become PETER PALMER, WITH THE AMAZING POWERS TO WANK JIZZ ALL OVER EVERYTHING.

 

[mate]

It depends what colour the man was, obviously.

 

[Mooger Meng]

He would have become a corpse, because there's no way some fucking whacked-out Ivan from Chernobyl wouldn't have stopped at just biting him once and moving on with the few hours left of his life.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Cannibal man at best.
Who the fuck bites random people?

 

[IKOL]

He'd become a redditor before reddit become a thing.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Cannibal man at best.
Who the fuck bites random people?

Ah, so Florida-Man. That's a good answer.

 

[Pringles Can]

He would have been the best wage slave to ever exist. Mister nosenberg would have really appreciated manmans ability to make him money.

 

[Mecha-Jerkop]

Man-Man, Man-Man, does whatever a Human can
Can't spin any Web, of any size.
Catches Thieves just like a cop.
Look out! Here come's the Man-Man!

 

[TenMilesWide]

Cannibal man at best.
Who the fuck bites random people?

If I was irradiated and dying thanks to some passing nuclear retard experiment, I'd be mad and bitey too.

 

[Product Placement]

If he was bitten by a man he would be He-Man
If he was bitten by a woman he would become She-man

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

If he was bitten by a man he would be He-Man
If he was bitten by a woman he would become She-man

Only if that man/woman is Kevin Smith

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

 

[Cilleystring]

Well if he was bitten by a radioactive man his powers would be toxic masculinity

 

[Smug Chuckler]

He becomes Man^2

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cannibal man at best.
Who the fuck bites random people?

Jeffrey Dahmer?